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Hooper | Unbiased ball knower | PROUD Pelicans fan | #SpreadsheetsFC

Joined March 2021
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Pels schedule looks pretty nice, don’t see more than 3 scheduled losses IAR at any point
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If you are truly sheets FC I don’t think you can reasonably believe Lebron has the GOAT peak
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Derik knows better than our coach🥲
Andrew Wellmann (@Andrew_Wellmann) profile pictureAndrew Wellmann
@Andrew_WellmannNov 5
Derik Queen and Saddiq Bey were massive down the stretch for the @pelicansnba . Queen dropped 20 PTS (14 in the 4th), while Bey added 22 PTS (8 in OT) to seal it. Even though Queen wasn’t thrilled with his performance, he had nothing but high praise for Bey’s clutch performance.
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Luka ft% and transition leap while still leading league in 3PA and FTA, 4 STOP%, 20 DREB, BITW level shotmaking...
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he gets turnovers back down I might have to bend knee
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Sub-18 BPM chuds when the real GOAT of CBB walks in
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Dodson (@DoingItDodson) profile pictureDodson@DoingItDodsonNov 3
Derik Queen with a message after a HUGE win over the Grizzlies: #Pelicans
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Pels next 3 games - Jazz without Paren - Zion fucking on Gobert - Poverty Clips 6-4 incominggg
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Dropped this sheets FC gimmick so fast when Ty Jerome started molesting my team fuck you midget
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Ok I finally understand why people get so attached to 6th man microwave scorers with mid ancillaries
New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) profile pictureNew Orleans Pelicans
@PelicansNBANov 1
Bey did a little bit of everything this week 🫡 14.7 PPG 3.3 REB 2.3 AST 2.0 STL #Pelicans | @Gatorade
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Ok ancillaries are pretty good it’s really just the defense
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Low usage gimmick getting me Duke defensive playmaking back #ok
Jim Eichenhofer (@Jim_Eichenhofer) profile pictureJim Eichenhofer@Jim_EichenhoferNov 1
Zion Williamson was leading league in steals at 3.2 per game, then had three more vs. Atlanta. Zion on the stat: "I wasn't even aware of it until one of the guys showed me. It's cool, but it's still early. Ask me again around Game 20. If I'm still top five, we're doing good."
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Obviously it helps when your opponent shoots 17% from 3 and has no rim protection but man this Pelicans team without Dejounte is a nice watch. Ball getting moved, wayyy less wasted possesions
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I hate AI humor
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me switching to Flagg agenda in the offseason
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superhuman⚜️ (@thelowballgod) profile picturesuperhuman⚜️@thelowballgodJan 24
Replying to @SheedinATL
All he does is win and produce
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Did it by picking bums overrated by calculator geeks #wow
𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 (@Three_Cone) profile picture𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩
@Three_ConeOct 30
Grizzlies did a rebuild speedrun world record
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Pelicans are legit ignored until they start pumping creation touches into Zion the offense is legit light and day whenever he gets the ball
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He is your highest paid and easily best player why is he living off of cuts and grenade touches
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Fears is nowhere near ready to start man
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