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Joined June 2013
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pls stop following me I post not that which you seek
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Absolutely riveting television. I loved it so much. Probably my favorite TV series of all time
“24,” a new political thriller television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as an anti-terrorism cop, premieres.
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from the creators of “CB Taxi”:
Kumpool is an INSANE name
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can we turn one more thing blue
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work is done Office Safety 1991 / United States / Barr Films 💀sound on💀
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Surely the last 24hrs has to be in the top 10 Twitter days of all time
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I think Singapore deserves a tasteful bus app.
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underboob sweat call that humidtitty
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The full steak movie because some were asking about it (gore warning on image 3)
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Whoever said "its impossible to make homophobic memes because theyre indistinguishable from memes gays send to each other" was right on the money
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If any recent headline involves a woman or an Indian you can just close your eyes, imagine the top 5 replies in your head, and keep scrolling without fomo
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LMAO,oh gosh! Poor pigeon. 😂this is a great visual of my life too. Lol
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If you think about it all mice exposed to gaseous oxygen and liquid water also die so what now
A Cambridge University study reveals that lab mice given methamphetamine and exposed to loud music die.
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Somewhere in the world, there’s someone who is wishing he was born a wolf instead
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Crazy how much stress gets put on a Blue Angels super hornet during a show. Those maintainers thay keep them in the air are rockstars! When you slow it down you can really see the shake!
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you can't say "no nut november" anymore because of woke. you have to call it "peanut allergy awareness month"
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my life has unironically gotten a lot better after i stopped worried about finding a partner and accepted ill probably just not find one
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look at the cute lil animation on the Mac page
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