Once described by Fiona Bruce as 'just amazing'. Aspiring nihilist.
East, East, East Belfast
Joined April 2011
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"I'm looking for volunteers to do a 12,000ft jump from a chopper".
"No thanks, I've got a fear of heights".
"You'll be tightly strapped to Kelly Brook".
"Oh, ok then..."
#ImACeleb #KellyBrook #Jungle #Chopper
Wearable bakes in tonight's technical. If someone doesn't make a shoe-cake / cake-shoe, it's a travesty. #GBBO #BakeOff #FakeyCakeBaker
Ok, so it seems that the E in Richard E. Grant stands for 'eejit'.
#TheCelebrityTraitors #Traitors #Oops
Watching 'Millionaire Hot Seat' and the first two contestants had never heard of Hogmanay. Where do the production staff get these people? I remember when folks got onto quizshows because they kinda knew stuff. #Millionaire #MillionaireHotSeat
Anyone else feeling a bit confused by how the James Acaster show panned out at the Whitla Hall on Sunday evening? Really hoping that all is well with the fella. #JamesAcaster #Tribute #CraigSimons #WhitlaHall
Shearer: "England's tournament starts now..."
#EngDRC #WorldCup #England #BBC #MungoJerry #AccidentalBrent
Diana Ross probably doesn't feel so bad about her penalty miss in '94, after that howler from Tah. #Paraguay #Germany #TahsBoot #ExtraPoint #WorldCup
That's the problem with the England team - they always try to lob it in. #SoccerAid #ChrisODowd #UNICEF #ENGWXI
Hopefully Luis Enrique feels that his work is now done with PSG and fancies a fresh challenge.
PSG to FSG?
#luisenrique #PSG2FSG #LFC
Action shots from the inimitable @gruffingtonpost and the SFA in Dublin tonight. Tidy. #SFA #SuperFurryAnimals #Dublin #Olympia #OlympiaTheatre #Louder
Mark Allen & Wu Yize giving the Crucible punters great bang for their buck, whilst giving a lot of others heart palpitations .
It's like Drago v Balboa, but with bow-ties on.
#snooker #worldsnooker #semifinal
The divine Tori Amos at Belfast Waterfront on Saturday evening. Sheesh, but I do miss the 90s... #ToriAmos #Belfast #Waterfront #InTimesOfDragons
The only way to stop Louis Bielle-Biarrey would be to make him wear his headguard back-to-front. Frightening finisher. #6Nations #SixNations #Rugby #FravEng #StadedeFrance
Tonight's Masterchef, starring the happiest raspberry ever! #masterchef #bbcmasterchef #raspberry #happy #professionals
Fair play to Thames Valley Police for getting Andrew something nice for his birthday. #Andrew #Arrest #ClinkChic
Just a shame it wasn't Crab Paste they were looking for tonight. I know someone who could help them out. #apprentice #theapprentice #shrimppaste
