Michael Sicoli

I saw clips of the Kid Rock halftime show and I can confidently say with No Judgement that I'd rather watch my parents have drunk sex.

Watch the new comedy special Mike Sicoli: Prom King 👑 on YouTube!

My half hour is up on YouTube youtu.be/R5iHk3dRRaA?si=Pru9…

White Lotus is hotel erotica if they could act

True Story

Some of these stores are crazy. $20 for a candle that doesn't smell like Sydney Sweeney's ass? Thanks but no thanks.

Kendrick had the best "this guy is here to meet a 13 year-old girl" of the year

Check out my 1st comedy album. Prom King On Apple Music and Spotify music.apple.com/us/album/pro…

Road head at the drive-through Christmas light show? Not at $98 a ticket!". Look out the window.

Drew Barrymore interviews her guests like she wants them to make a move on her so she can turn them down.

Thanks for coming out!

Wendy's new Krabby Patty is horseshit. Got one last night, it's not even a cartoon.

I've used AI to see what I would look like as every single race. It's only racist if you pick a least favorite.

I can't find the debate on any of the betting apps.

Sometimes I'll "Like" things idc about to filter all the naked asses out of my algorithm.

....coming soon

I stopped wishing death on people who annoy me and started wishing pregnancy on them instead.

People post spoilers on social media as if they think people will credit them for writing the movie or show. Everyone hates you and we all talk about you behind your back. Sincerely, The Employed.

You all see that guy beat that lady up at the Olympics!? How'd he get in there!?

Last night was probably The National Anthem we deserved