Going to Minnesota this weekend to hang with my best friends and pickpocket men at the bars for Halloween

My cat sleeps like someone who has two full time jobs

This tastes like euthanasia

Halloween’s body isn’t even cold yet and they’re putting Christmas stuff up in stores I’m gonna be sick

Do we fw the snoopy hat

People will go to insane lengths to larp being a good person instead of putting that same effort into actually just being a good person

Emo babushka

Every time I listen to Green Man by Type O I think of this scene from It’s Always Sunny

My brain is 90% dry wall

Got a vegan banana bread shake that lowkey tastes like corn bread

Everyone dressed like a bad bitch here and I’m posted up like Tony Soprano

One of the greatest joys in life is watching Frankenhooker with someone who’s never seen it before

Having any form of mental illness and getting older is making yourself constantly remember that the world will never stop for you or give you grace when you need it. You either find a way to cope and survive or it will completely consume you.

Today I let the vyvanse talk (reorganized my entire apartment and didn’t eat my first meal until 9pm)

“Just let people enjoy things” …..no 🖤

“goth music” and it’s psychosocial by slipknot

I’ve been summoned

I would genuinely die for my gremlins