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Science. Tech. Cinephile.

Southern air temple
Joined May 2016
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😂 two twins. same case
I don't like this phase at all 8-5 bawo??? Monday- Saturday as howwww??😭
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I’ll pretend like i didn’t read any of this.
We were fucking, you suggested anal, I agreed. You put your dick inside my shithole, pulled it out and it was covered in shit, and suddenly you’re squeezing your face? What exactly were you expecting to come out? An iPhone 18? A bouquet of flowers? Mtchwww
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true that
Btw Omah lay released the best album this year
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this woman and Regina hall. anytime, anyday.
Hollywood couple Meagan Good and Jonathan majors in Lagos, Nigeria for the 13th edition of the Africa International Film Festival (AFRIFF). Time to celebrate African cinema and storytelling.
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hi doc, what’s your skincare?
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congratulations 👏🏿
I got the job!!! The Lord reigns 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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camp director in Obubra said something that’s been on my mind since. he said “be grateful when people ask you for help. It means they see you as blessed enough, and you might be the only person they're comfortable opening up to.” of course, there are weird people who might want to take advantage but if u think of it from this perspective, you understand people in these situations better
My younger brother used to call me every Friday asking for ₦2,000. I always complained that he was becoming too dependent on me. One Friday, I got angry and told him, “Please, stop calling me for money. I’m not your father.” He went quiet and replied, “Okay, bro. Sorry.” That was the last time he ever asked me for money. Two weeks later, he was involved in an accident. While going through his phone at the hospital, I found a message he had saved but never sent to me…
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guy na since when I small this woman don dey on serious motion proper everlasting taker.
Funke Akindele and Shoday in London 🇬🇧... Love thissss!!!🥰🥰🥰
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documentation day here in Lagos, omo. thank God for some babes I met that day sha. they kept space for me, arranged my files still helped me with printing
Have you experienced nysc registration on the first day of camp?😭
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life comes at u real fast 🥲
i start 9-5 tomorrow, I’m elated🙂. not new to the life, got introduced to it during my internship. I’d say I’m indifferent about the entire thing. all the best to me sha
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mo ti keeko laroyi. e se🤲🏿
Why are Yorùbá twins called Ẹdúnjobí?
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pity yourself
no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, moan bloging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, mind inducing, heart wrenching, spine ting, thirsty, thrusting all day without stopping, till nothing left, satisfied, non-stop, every single sec, crawling, back hurt, cramp legs, can’t walk for 5 years, don’t care, still non-stop, him oiled up makes me turned on even more, screaming without s, him whimpers makes my inside giggling, in heat, everyday, till the neighbors hear us, till the neighbors can remember his name perfectly, even earthquake, thunderstorm, heavy rain, typhoon, we still keep going, broke bed, everyday buy a new bed, hole floor, gasping for air, crying, gripping his back, leave a bite marks and red marks on his neck and every spot, scratching his back, leaves a scars on his back, phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, id still bounce on it, body numbing, back worthy, hair drenced, flabbergasting, down break, whimpering our names, till the neighbors decide to move, legs spread automatically, DOWN BAD, ON MY KNEES, WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOROFKKENFOECOENFEOKFOEOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOF, WO OOOFFFFF, MEOOOOWMEEOOWWWWMEOOOOWWW-wWW GREERRRRR ILL TAKE IT LIKE A GOOD GIRL, GRRERRGGRGRGR ONE MORE CHANCE, BARKING SOWOOOOOOO OOFFF GUESS THIS IS WILD BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT
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ojembe! retweeted
The Greatest Player of Any Game in History
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rage bait?
Nigeria woman decided to stop selling her products to men, because most of them always sexualize Her. But this body is Tea oh, I won't blame them.
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what you just described was his goal for his craft. he said it
É realmente impressionante que NADA que o Michael Jackson fez soa velho. NADA! Tudo poderia ser lançado hoje e soaria como algo a frente do tempo e icônico hoje. Nunca vi isso em nenhum outro artista desse mercado da música estadunidense.
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“o wisey” 😂
PLEASE, GET RID OF THAT. I DIDN'T SEND YOU TO DO ANY OF THAT.
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Word of the day 🙂
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u fit actually yarn the p without adding religion sha
The quotes and cs??😭😭 so some of you don’t use water to wash your vulva after you pee? You can't see a Muslim girl in that type of settings 🤦🏾‍♀️🚷
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if u stay w me and u tell your dad I’m a corper he won’t do anything😌
How do you even cohabitate with a man? Una mama no Dey find Una?😭😂 my father would legit arrest me and the guy🫠
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omo na u still dey greet yourself?😂
Replying to @_melikonkolo
Eiiiii😭😭 Sorry ehh
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