The only interesting way to adapt Carrie for the 21st century is to lean into her influence on the school shooter archetype. You need to reframe it as a Columbine story, not epic win girl power with telekinesis.

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minions over ukranians 🇺🇦 · Oct 7, 2026 · 2:31 AM UTC

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minions over ukranians 🇺🇦@jerrjuanaOct 7

Replying to @theosal

when I worked at a bookstore we had a new guy try to shelve Jane Eyre in E instead of B for Brontë.

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𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 · Oct 5, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

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𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊@deirdrescigOct 5

can’t cope another night with the abysmal omar on my screen #BBUK

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shanifest it · Oct 4, 2026 · 2:07 PM UTC

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shanifest it@lieslvondutchOct 4

You don’t need to go to church on Sunday when you uplift Tinashe everyday

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zach · Oct 4, 2026 · 12:50 PM UTC

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zach@zachbreechenOct 4

Replying to @theosal

don’t talk to me til i’ve had my morning hanna (2011)

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miz irri · Sep 28, 2026 · 2:17 PM UTC

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miz irri@miz_irritatingSep 28

Why is this girl always ending someone?/&/$3 😭

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✨ · Sep 27, 2026 · 1:22 AM UTC

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✨@magdalenepopSep 27

have seen cameron diaz more than my family this weekend

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air-filled (concept) · Sep 27, 2026 · 6:46 PM UTC

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air-filled (concept)@doritoshapeSep 27

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selim · Sep 24, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

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selim@triviahctSep 24

Brie Monger@ThisStupidTwinkSep 22

now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.

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Pop Crave · Sep 12, 2026 · 10:55 AM UTC

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Pop Crave

@PopCraveSep 12

Donald Trump says he would “love to see” a unified Ireland: “Well, I don’t want to cause any problems, but I will tell you I’d love to see it unified. I have friends on both sides, great people. They’re Irish people. How can they be bad, right? I’d love to see it unified. I think it would be a great feather in everybody’s cap if that happened. […] The way I look at it, it’s going to happen eventually. It may as well happen now. […] Now the UK will have something to say about it, obviously. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad?”

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