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Tom

@theothertom

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Joined July 2010
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lmao Twitter built the "this mf paid for twitter" meme right into its paid Twitter Blue subscription if you click a blue checkmark on a user's profile, it'll show you if they were given one as an actual notable user or it'll show you that this mf paid for twitter
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Image from Matt Binder (@MattBinder)
Image from Matt Binder (@MattBinder)
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Not sure how much I’ll use it, but have created deathbycomputers.co.uk/@tom to have a bit of a play
Shout out to the guy down the road who dressed as a werewolf and hid to scare the kids as they were leaving from trick or treating. Solid effort
Met to discuss response to Crimea bridge attack
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This is Chris "failing" Grayling MP for Epsom and Ewell. Chris voted against legislation that would have stopped raw sewage from being pumped into our rivers and seas. Chris is a 💩Don't be like Chris #ToriesOut46 #TorySewageParty #SewageScandal
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10 things that every software developer should know 1. If you hit the computer really hard with a hammer it can't hurt you anymore
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As an... – iOS user I want to... – have the keyboard dismissed while passwords are being autofilled So that... – it can reappear just as I am about to hit the ‘sign-in’ button, adding another character to my password
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Banning baby milk from food banks is a basically #breastfeeding advocates trying to starve low-income families into submission bit.ly/3r2VxgQ
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Image from no context the thick of it (@ttoinocontext)
Image from no context the thick of it (@ttoinocontext)
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Switched to Fox News to see what the conversation for that half of America and the first thing I heard was “Unlike the BLM protests there’s no vandalism other than the breaking into the Capitol” and I confess to screaming out loud.
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White privilege is violently storming the US Capitol and just...being sent home.
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Wondering if all the police I see massing are going to join the terrorists once curfew kicks in, in the style of the “Irish charge” in Beaveheart – at Epsom, South East
If one good thing can come from US nonsense, it’s news organisations being a bit bolder of their coverage of scumbag politicians – at Epsom, South East
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The Capitol steps during the BLM protests.
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OPINION: The lockdown exemption for communal worship represents a dangerous double standard. Let's hope it doesn't cost too many lives. secularism.org.uk/opinion/20… #Lockdown3
The lockdown exemption for communal worship represents a dangerous double standard

The lockdown exemption for communal worship represents a dangerous double standard

With the country again plunged into a strict lockdown, Stephen Evans questions the rationale behind and wisdom of an exemption for religious worship in England. All parts of the United Kingdom have...

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In which I use a disgusting metaphor involving a shit sandwich to explain Boris Johnson’s refusal to make hard decisions now to avoid pain later unherd.com/thepost/boris-joh…
Boris Johnson fails the marshmallow test

Boris Johnson fails the marshmallow test

There was a bit in the Prime Minister’s address announcing Lockdown 3: Lock Downer which made me do a double-take. You may wonder why we didn’t announce schools closing earlier, he said, instead of...

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All your emails should be written in the tone of opposing counsel reading them to you in court.
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Posted this previously, but it's never been more true than this year. I've never seen my neighborhood so decorated, so I'm pretty sure I'm not alone on this one. ❤️
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I just heard the @Conservatives described as “a beacon of hatred in a loving world”, and it feels upsettingly succinct – at Epsom, South East
You ever think about how a CPU is just a space heater with a PhD
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