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Fame. Power. Questionable decisions. Keeping receipts on people who should know better. News, commentary & satire.

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Joined October 2026
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You can pinpoint the exact year the carbon monoxide detector ran out of batteries.
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THE MORNING YARD: Return Trip Not Guaranteed

THE MORNING YARD: Return Trip Not Guaranteed

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THE LAST CALL: Temporarily Suspended

THE LAST CALL: Temporarily Suspended

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THE MORNING YARD: Access Is Limited

THE MORNING YARD: Access Is Limited

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THE LAST CALL: Upon Further Review

THE LAST CALL: Upon Further Review

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THE MORNING YARD: Pinch Hitters Only

THE MORNING YARD: Pinch Hitters Only

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THE LAST CALL: Everything Must Go (Under a New Name)

THE LAST CALL: Everything Must Go (Under a New Name)

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THE MORNING YARD: Jay-Z Picks Himself, a $600M Treasury Chief at Cheesecake Factory & Cuba

THE MORNING YARD: Jay-Z Picks Himself, a $600M Treasury Chief at Cheesecake Factory & Cuba

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THE LAST CALL: Prices May Vary

THE LAST CALL: Prices May Vary

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THE MORNING YARD: A Waste of Time, in 1,300 Words

THE MORNING YARD: A Waste of Time, in 1,300 Words

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THE LAST CALL: Please Rate Your Own Performance

THE LAST CALL: Please Rate Your Own Performance

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Passed the first round of interviews.
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Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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THE MORNING YARD: Did Not Sign the Waiver

THE MORNING YARD: Did Not Sign the Waiver

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THE MORNING YARD: I Also Accept Leaks

THE MORNING YARD: I Also Accept Leaks

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Knicks update: MSG says using championship rings as bait in a staff phishing test was "an unfortunate mistake." It's now gifting more than 275 rings and other jewelry, worth over $3.7M. Assistant coaches get real rings "shortly." This is not a drill.
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THE MORNING YARD: There Is No Such Thing as a Free Ring

THE MORNING YARD: There Is No Such Thing as a Free Ring

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THE LAST CALL: The Plaintiff Is Available in January

THE LAST CALL: The Plaintiff Is Available in January

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THE MORNING YARD: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22

THE MORNING YARD: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22

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THE LAST CALL: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21

THE LAST CALL: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21

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THE MORNING YARD: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21

THE MORNING YARD: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21

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THE LAST CALL: TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20

THE LAST CALL: TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20

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