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PLEASE test your drugs. We're so tired of getting DMs about people's siblings, parents, best friends, mentors dying. It's not your fault that things are this way, but they are, and this is what we have.

CAUTION: Counterfeit Xanax bars have been getting more and more unpredictable and concerning. Most recently a sample we sponsored to DrugsData returned as flualprazolam, 5-MeO-DBT, N-(1,4-dimethylpentyl)-3,4-DMA, and unidentified chemical. This is very weird but not shocking.

For a little insight into the DanceSafe backend, it typically costs National between $3,000 and $15,000 to service a festival. Total amount depends on the size, location, and our offerings (like FTIR). We don't charge the event anything.

New DanceSafe #fentanyl test strips are officially available on our website. No false positives with anything we've tested. Simpler dilution (by a lot). We're at a shitting-our-pants level of excited and exhausted.

In 1976 a chemistry student in Maryland attempted to synthesize and use the opioid MPPP, but didn't wash it properly, leaving MPTP behind as a major impurity. Turns out that MPTP induces nearly immediate Parkinson's symptoms. How a drug is made really matters. #safesupply

We've gotten increasing reports of "#ketamine" going around that's stimulating and reacting strangely with reagents. If you've seen something like this, please let us know so we can collect information and try to figure it out. Reports mainly from OH/midwest and NM/southwest.

The spookiest costume of the year is counterfeit pharmaceutical pills that are dressed up as something they're not 🤟