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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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In-N-Out restaurants, despite serving Coca-Cola products, serve 7-Up instead Sprite.
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At this point @TMobile been breached so many times the threat actors should qualify for employee benefits, stock options, and a damn pension
Hell, their IR team isn't handling breaches. They're managing a toxic on-again, off-again relationship every six weeks
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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As someone who enjoys malware and malware accessories, I for one believe this to be incredible news and I applaud Satya Nadella for this
As someone who deals with malware defensively, I for one believe this is terrible news and I hate Satya Nadella so much right now it's unreal
"You can run OpenClaw inside your company now." Annoucing our work with @Microsoft to bring OpenClaw to the Microsoft and Windows ecosystems. Claws now work securly in the enterprise.
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YC is telling folks “trust-by-default”
We’re entering the golden age of bug bounty & security nightmares.
Pivot to cybercrime.
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Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe, mama says it’s my fault, it’s my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Jynxzi started taking notes after Dantes gave him advice about support players in League of Legends 😭
“Imagine you have a guy that’s a c*ck, and he hires a bull to f*ck his wife. He’s gonna sit there and he’s gonna backseat. That’s like support players”
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Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.
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You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.



































