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Sister destroying the court like Jesus destroyed our sins.馃檹How many times has she missed? Nun.馃槆 #catholiccollege #CSS
My sister is so basic that, not only does she wear yoga pants with uggs, but she also has to date a Starbucks barista.
My tonsils are kind of like the NSA. They think they're protecting me, but really they're just killing my freedom.
Sometimes I forget why I'm a Nordic skier.... Then I drop my pocket and I remember #nordiclife
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... The beholder just hasn't found you yet #HappyValentinesDay
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Heck of a day here in Minneapolis, the flying Finn @Anita_Koo gets her second win of the season, while @theratness leads the men in 5th!
GDR is now employing the powers of mariachi music the enhance the flavor of their taco bar. #Aforeffort
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The men stacked the field. Joe Dubay in 22nd, @theratness in 24th, and Paul Schommer in 47th. Those skiers are skiing on some skis, alright
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Scratch that, @JoeDubay sitting in 12th, @theratness in 15th, and @ChrisParr21 !!!! Hell yeah boyz!!!!
The living room at my dads house has wifi, but is too hot to be comfortable. My bedroom is nice and cool but has no wifi #firstworldproblem
You know what? I am older today than I have ever been in my whole life #newhighscore
