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This ain’t a dance Bilbo Baggins

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2015
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“Look, I don’t wanna do the thing where I say she’s not a 10. She gorgeous. But are we sure there’s not more of her out there? And I know people will say that Jokic and SGA still have time for rematches but it’s a Game 7. We haven’t even mentioned what kind of Russ we’ll get tn”
You are on a date with this woman, but Ryen Russillo calls you to grind tape and take notes with him while watching Nuggets-Thunder Game 7 What do you do?
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Chris Holtmann. More meticulous than a forensics officer.
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My wife's brother is getting married tomorrow. We're thrilled --- a beautiful couple! I left the rehearsal dinner early tonight to make sure I saw Xavier/Tennessee live. Had to gauge if Michael Nwoko could stay out of foul trouble after the Dayton exhibition a few weeks ago.
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For my Big East people out there, any good pizza/italian recs near Seton Hall? Cc: @John_Fanta
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A tradition unlike any other
🤖 Made with AI
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Just had my first ever Lox bagel. Very mid
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Just saw the news abt the Legend Barry Melrose and I literally can’t stop the fkn tears rn and I be damn if I try to, you’re worth them all sir may you rest peacefully and may God bless your family and friends with your memories forever. Bucci,Levy,Ms Linda, my condolences.
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New to the Midwest, so here’s my big 10 breakdown of cfb fanbases for my east coast people (Part 1) Michigan: have 1 friend who went there. He’s cool, but the rest stink. Think the worst Penn St person you know Indiana: chill for the most part but becoming cocky
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Ohio St: know they’re good. Think patriots fans during the dynasty Purdue: waiting to tell you about their engineering degree and for bball to start Illinois: very chill. Think they belong at the powerhouse table with bball on the rise Iowa: just want to drink & beat Nebraska
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Notre Dame: same as the Philly ND fans except they cheer for the Bears on Sundays
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MOURINHO, a three-part documentary, is coming to Netflix August 11. With exclusive access to Mourinho himself plus interviews with Sir Alex Ferguson, John Terry, Iker Casillas, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Didier Drogba, Marcelo, Samuel Eto'o, Javier Zanetti, Frank Lampard, Petr Čech, and more of football's greatest names.
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Canadian hotel AC is weak!
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This dude rocks. The picture of him dapping up the kid is the photo of the World Cup
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I propose that the quickest solution to fix US Soccer is to take all the newly built Pickleball Courts and repurpose them into streetsoccer futsal courts. It will make us a true soccer nation and we will win the World Cup once this happens.
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Sometimes I exaggerate or say things for views. This is not one of those times. When you declare neutrality in every single World War like Belgium has done and rely on the United States to save your ass you lose your right to complain about an overturned red card 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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🗣️ PLAY COUNTRY ROADS.
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We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun
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Send with invisible ink *I’m down for Ben Simmons to come back.*
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Curaçao now have more World Cup goals since 2018 than Italy
Is Curacao being in the World Cup and Italy not, ultimately, a good thing?
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The Wawa cheesesteak is actually pretty decent. Glad we made them aware we can whip up a decent steak in a gas station
Which one of you recommended a Wawa cheesesteak for a European visitor?
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