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Super into it.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
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Tomatillos are cool because they’re like, hey, under this husk I’m a little sticky.
The opening scene of Season 4 of The Wire is UNMATCHED.
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I paused a Tom Jones video at the perfect time.
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happy hugh dancy lugging pumpkins month to all who celebrate
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sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard
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I think everyone forgets how YOUNG the mutant ninja turtles actually were when all that shit went down. Just teenagers, really.
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Me when someone asks what day it is
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Jesus. Truly the end of days.
so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?
CDC Director Robert Redfield totally biting former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop’s style.
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While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
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Retweet this to tell @espn to put out the six-part Michael Jordan documentary now while we're all stuck inside instead of waiting until summer. You have no games to show so give us the doc @espn!!
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Just heard @chicagosmayor on @WBEZ telling people if the “feel fine” they should go about their daily lives and go to bars and restaurants. Either it’s an old quote or terrible advice — someone’s being incredibly irresponsible. #COVIDー19
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That feeling when those fall temperatures finally arrive 🍁🍂🎃
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
019: 2501 W Lawrence A male in & out of Little Caesars w/ his pants down, nothing exposed though #Chicago #ChicagoScanner
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Sorry, @ALGOPHQ, but this is a representative democracy. I was elected with 78% of the vote by the people of Minnesota's 5th District, not the Alabama Republican Party. If you want to clean up politics, maybe don’t nominate an accused child molester as your Senate candidate?
Alabama Republicans approve resolution calling for Ilhan Omar to be expelled from Congress hill.cm/isGpgT9
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This is so Diane Arbus that I don't know where to begin.
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evolutionary psychology is astrology for incels – at Brooklyn, NY
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