MP #14 🏆

🚨🇫🇷 Marcus Thuram leaves French national team due to muscle injury; Eli Junior Kroupi has been called up by Zinedine Zidane as @FabriceHawkins reports. The first call ever with France for Kroupi.

Police 'are trawling through dodgy Fire Stick sellers' bank accounts to contact illegal viewers' of Premier League football and films trib.al/ILyfS7G

im cryingggggg this is the best day of their lives 😭😭😭

🚨 Arsenal are looking at Alex Baena, Endrick, Antonio Nusa & Junior Kroupi as potential signings, should they make a move in January, but any deal is likely dependent on an outgoing. Mikel Arteta wants a transition player who can carry the ball up the pitch at pace & also be effective in tight spaces. Kroupi is the ideal candidate, but it is seen as unlikely that Bournemouth do a deal until the summer. The potential availability of Martin Zubimendi could also give Arsenal further leverage, since both Atletico Madrid & Real Madrid want him, with a swap deal NOT considered impossible, which would still allow Arsenal to move for Kroupi at a later date. 🕵️‍♂️ [@MiguelDelaney]

This happened in January this year when burglar john coker access a old man home by pretending to be fire alarm engineer. John coker who had 172 previous offences including 80 offencs against vulnerable people. He was jailed for 4 years 8 months but at a court of appeal his sentence was rise to 9 years 8 months. Cctv released by the family..

Apparently, footballers are advised against getting haircuts immediately after returning from injury because the scalp produces excess keratin during rehabilitation and this can interfere with blood circulation around the head. This is why most players wait until they've played at least 3 games before visiting their barbers. And one interesting thing in all of these is I actually have no idea what I'm talking about I just made this all up.

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…

🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.

BREAKING: Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years and six months for rape and sexual assault. Latest updates: trib.al/8qCUc28 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

🤩 "He's just got everything." 🇦🇷 "Number one is Maradona. I covered him at Italia '90." Henry Winter and Shaun Custis go through their top five players they've ever seen.

Troopz reaction to Saeed walk out protest 😭 #mufc

"Stop rewarding aggressors with getting people sent off" 🟥 Was Igor Thiago unlucky to see red?

If I was the manager, madueke will never feature for us again, this isn't Chelsea behave!! He's acting like he's Neymar or Mbappe mid player

Double and triple-checked this because I couldn’t believe it. Mason Mount’s last Premier League assist came for Chelsea in October 2022. Zero since joining Manchester United for £65m and £250k a week.

"More questions?" 😡 An explosive interview from Unai Emery!

Russell Brand is left 'cowering in fear' in his cell as hundreds of prisoners chant: 'There's a Brand new n***e on the wing!' trib.al/7r6DiMR

Only Emery will find a way to leave with nothing after being 2 up in 4 mins lol I know how this is going to end..

A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.