22 | 🇲🇽 | she/her | Nerd de nacimiento. Medio torpe pero buena muchacha. Dije que nunca tendría twitter y aquí estoy. Allons-y! 💙
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“oh my god he shit himself” I’m sorry, but there is literally no coming back from this one
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eu vi isso aqui sem contexto ai qnd a pintura apareceu eu pensei exatamente "nossa q perspectiva fudida quem pintou essa merda........ perai..... perspectiva fudida.....?" MEU BRILHO SUMIU
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A Sasha Sokol le costó 40 años darse cuenta q fue víctima de un abusador de menores. Q a los 14 años no era su responsabilidad consentir una relación con un viejo de 39. Y la gente aquí en tuiter viene a culpar a su mamá, a la misma Sasha, al dólar, Trump; menos a él.
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imagine going to a random taping of an average late night show only to hear the absolute juiciest rendition of pumped up kicks ever performed
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the only time I cried because of a kid was when he was hitting other kids, I got down to his level, TRIED to be nice and I was like "hey we need to stop-" then he bitch slapped my shit so hard the whole class went silent and the other teacher beside me was so shocked
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I had a classmate who was from a country I won’t name. Their parents were diplomats stationed at their country’s embassy in Tokyo which was why they were living in Japan
I always noticed was that they lived an extremely lavish lifestyle, always going to parties, had the latest Apple products, and owned expensive bags and jewelry, while their home country was a war-torn failed state
One day I asked them what they thought about the military junta ruling their country. All they did was give me an awkward laugh and dodge the question. That’s when I realized.
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Me contó un pajarito que gracias al acoso que recibió cierta amiga en común que tenemos, pospusieron el encuentro internacional de salud mental dónde nuestra amiga en común iba a traerle a ese influencer y psicólogo mexicano con la plata que robó del pueblo, seguiremos informando
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Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
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"Nosotros en Argentina estamos siguiendo el modelo de Santiago Peña en Paraguay, que tantos frutos le ha dado al pueblo paraguayo"
Qué más necesitan los votantes de este pelotudo para darse cuenta?? Es solo unir dos puntos
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Los últimos 10 días de Milei:
- ganó Lula
- se fugó Bolsonaro de Brasil
- Netanyahu no pudo armar gobierno
- Trump perdió por paliza
- renunció a la presidencia su aliado de Paraguay, Santiago Peña.
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La plata que era para tu jubilación y que aportaste por 30 años, terminó la boutique de la nuera de Santiago Peña.
Ésto no tiene perdón ni de Dios
