Lawyer. I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
D.C./Houston
Joined December 2022
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DFW Airport, I need your help! I lost something VERY special to me tonight in Terminal E (between gate E20 and the walk to baggage claim E31). It’s a small stuffed black dog with a charm bracelet around his neck. It’s my soul dogs ashes in the charm bracelet…
BREWERS GOT IT DONE!!!! So happy for their fans.
Sad baseball is over but on the bright side, I don’t gotta listen to John Smoltz anymore.
Tried to resist going blonder again and made it exactly three months, perhaps a personal best for a Texas girl 💇🏼♀️
SpongeBob SquareAss retweeted
I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
SpongeBob SquareAss retweeted
I’m so easily irritated and everybody so fucking stupid please pray for me
Whether it was “legal” is immaterial. For example, doctors can be civilly liable for medical malpractice even when their medical advice was to do something legal. The right frameworks are negligence (didn’t meet standard of care) or product liability (product not reasonably safe)
If you wanna get into the legal weeds, Calabresi tort law principle addresses this & says that liability falls on the party who can most easily bear the cost of avoidance. The developer can fix the problem of models giving questionable or dangerous advice at scale. Users can’t.
SpongeBob SquareAss retweeted
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
SpongeBob SquareAss retweeted
Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
