@thereturnofBWA

everything i say is untrue and satire

 Yesterday I was DL
Joined August 2019
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and when does he meet y/n ?
ChihuahuaEnjoyer420
@tweetsandboobs4 Mar 2023
I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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kyle@kwidebody22h
It’s genuinely only nonblack people calling this racist lmao
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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t-sheezy ✨@sheezy_t21h
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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My baby daddy was on his knees begging for that child. Today, he doesn’t do anything for her. Make sure YOU want to be a mother. Nothing else should make you get a child, especially, a Man saying he wants one.
Sheillah Khadie🛸@SheillahKhadieOct 25
Also make sure your man wants kids before bearing children for him🥹 The number of single mothers is through the roof😌
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this absolute lie
Jubilee ❣️
@16pxlOct 23
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" i phototshopped this meme and it went triple mega platinum overnight bc everyone thought it was real 😭 sorry paris!
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I bet you have seen those videos showing how UK supermarkets are dumping huge amounts of in date food because they don't want to give it away. Meanwhile the UK govt is telling you to stockpile food for war. They think you are stupid.
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Why exactly are we supposed to be stockpiling bottled water, baked beans and sardines?????
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at least they’ve given notice
Ash
@theashrbOct 25
Streeting: Britain must be ready for war in 1,000 days apple.news/Ahkse2LZkQ3G9Aj2G…

Streeting: Britain must be ready for war in 1,000 days

Defence Secretary warns adversaries could attack by 2030 as households urged to stockpile supplies

apple.news
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the clubs inability to read the room these days is just 😭 we’re seeing news abt job cuts and now you’re doing all this when you can easily handle it
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i agree but the issue is people see themselves closer to the millionaire footballers than the working class, so they won’t get it 1 in 5 in the uk live in poverty now yes they’re going to be confused as to why multi millionaires are asking their followers to donate
Jon@JonnyarsenalOct 25
I can't get over all these footballers posting a leaflet asking for £340k for a kid that needs lifesaving surgery. Have a whip round lads, that's £13.5k each between a 25-man squad of millionaires.
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big t@pureuranium20h
people responding to this with something along the lines of “if they pay for one of these cases then they’d have to pay for them all” yeah that doesn’t sound so bad actually
Jon@JonnyarsenalOct 25
I can't get over all these footballers posting a leaflet asking for £340k for a kid that needs lifesaving surgery. Have a whip round lads, that's £13.5k each between a 25-man squad of millionaires.
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But when it’s time to fly out bbl baddies and rent private jet their pockets remain open, shameless bunch
🙄 #14 🏆@thoughtsofd3bs21h
lol 😭 I don’t think the others even donated
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people say ‘i look young for my age’ and they’re like 27 😭😭
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the older I get the more silly it is. do you know how avoidable getting pregnant is in this day and age 😭😭
Thick Saban ✨@RaveenTheDreamOct 25
If you don’t want a baby, act like it. We too old and have to be moving like babies are always oopsies. Stop having unprotected sex, stop having sex, get a vasectomy. You can’t control nothing but your seed. Once that makes a baby it’s out of your hands.
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If you don’t want a baby, act like it. We too old and have to be moving like babies are always oopsies. Stop having unprotected sex, stop having sex, get a vasectomy. You can’t control nothing but your seed. Once that makes a baby it’s out of your hands.
KEVJ ♒️@melanatedhoOct 24
Keeping a baby by someone who explicitly said they don’t want a baby is actually insane thinking to me
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THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
KSLA News 12@KSLAOct 24
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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‏۟@marnmillionsOct 24
babies carrying a baby fuck you mississippi
Brandon 🇵🇸@Brandons__1Oct 24
Kohen Wiley's tiny coffin carried out by children at his funeral The 1 year old was shot by police at a Walmart The officer got away with it
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A literal baby.
𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥
@SankaraDispatchOct 23
#JusticeForKohenWiley ✊🏾
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Ụlọma 💜
@ulxmaOct 24
Watching this and realising Megan never stood a chance. ☹️
•@loyaltyflamesOct 22
kind of surprised by the number of people who didn’t know that a huge portion of hollywood either sided with chris brown or coddled him. rihanna was being attacked from every side. people love to say that moment ruined his career, but most of his success came after that.
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older women just carry themselves a lot better, it’s something i’ve noticed and mimic
₊˚ 🦢・₊@itsmepspspsOct 24
they keep saying women peak in their 20s and yet the victoria's secret runway was just carried by women 39 to 46
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