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Hip-hopper from Sydney, Australia. All tokens fungible. Jan 28, Moshpit Bar.

Sydney
Joined June 2009
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That’s technically a forward pass from the sharks as it travelled towards the opponent’s dead ball line. #nrl
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Watching soccer is like watching rugby league except every player is Mitch Moses.
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Is this thing still on? Just came back to see if the munchkins have started singing. Anyway here’s my latest. Catch me on the other platforms. open.spotify.com/album/3qW2N…
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Hip Hop Up Your Ass came out a year ago. What should the next one be called? open.spotify.com/album/4NEUW…
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How can you be 45th and 47th president? Once you get your test cap number, you don’t get another if you get dropped then reselected.
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I can’t believe that after years of being groomed for the job, it looks like Harris is going to lose to some redhead that never showed any interest in the role until it was available. But credit where credit is due, congrats and good luck Nathan McSweeney.
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It’s taken Diddy’s arrest for folks to discover Eminem’s lyricism. Wait till they find out about his mum’s Italian food.
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So what happened to NFTs? Are they all worth millions now?
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A couple of joke songs for April Fool’s Day.
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Do people still use Twitter? In case you do and you’re in Canberra, here’s a show with some hip hop artists. One of those names is mine.
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The only Australian artist in the QANTAS in-flight Urban section is Guy Sebastian.
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Are you threatening me? Hitting the road with Beyond Dope and Canada’s Mickey O’Brien for the Triple Threat Tour. Come show Canadia how we do it.
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Don’t stay true to yourself. Stay true to everyone else.
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If you don’t know, vote nowhere near me. #VoteYes
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Great replacement by umpire Leonardo DiCaprio #ashes
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The comments section should be renamed Um, actually…
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Origin 1: This is a special occasion, I’ll order pizza Origin 2: This is a special occasion, I’ll have homemade pizza. Origin 3: Cereal straight from the box #origin
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If you’re trans in Transylvania, are you just from Sylvania?
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I was satisfied with your app until you asked me if I was satisfied with your app.
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