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@thesis003

Me? 🐣

Joined April 2021
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haf@thesis003Oct 22
Trust. Baddie is handling it.
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I get a little shy when someone likes my tweet. Oh, you heard me?
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Les gens en études supérieur, sachez que je vous aime du fond du coeur. Ne lâchez surtout pas! Vous etes sur la bonne voie. Qu’Allah vous donne tout le succès du monde. Ce n’est pas facile… mais ne vous inquiétez pas on est ensemble
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You can live in canada long enough to mistake all its beauty for ordinary
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Nothing disrupts a woman's peace like being asked why she looks tired
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The grass is always greener on the other side because nobody's watering mine
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Mother, tuck me in. I’ve had enough.
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How many times do you have to say you're tired before someone lets you go to bed
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Eye contact is a bit much
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A cigarette never solved anything, but neither did most conversations
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Bought a new apple pencil because the old one is somewhere in this house
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How many biscuits does it take to feel something
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There is a little cat-shaped space in my heart
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I'm a wanted woman but only by the self-checkout attendant who thinks i'm stealing broccoli
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I want a slice of cake. Am i supposed to just carry on?
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Me? 🐣
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haf@thesis003Nov 6
Replying to @sh9rni
I'd let him watch me eat his birthday cake
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The gang would like to stay out later but our moms have started calling each other
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I think my sense of humour is wasted on people who have other things to do
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Baddie has requested assistance. Preferably immediately.
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Is it rude to remember someone mainly for their shoes?
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