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Timothy Johnston

@thetimjohnston

sometimes i have trouble distinguishing the difference between black and navy blue..

 Vancouver, BC
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Joined September 2010
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@TurnerInCalgary why is it that when you're here I'm on my way to Edmonton?
@TurnerInCalgary day job girl- outside of the box. It's weird. You here??
Walking in the rain in flip flops fucks my shit up.
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you deciding to take the cambie street to get to kits = me deciding to pay you to the penny. Dick. #suckitcabbie
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@TurnerInCalgary @bonetavan Absolutely a pleasure having you, beautiful- come back more often!!
Friday is the big day. Ugly Christmas Sweater Day - December 21, 2012 ow.ly/gcxbV
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Hey @iwantproof -emailed you guys a few days ago about an exchange i sent in 2 weeks ago and i haven't heard anything back- what's the deal?
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt1 Oct 2012
The Doobie Brothers reunion is in 17 hours. Someone's kidnapped Michael McDonald. Now Liam Neeson is...TAKEN: IT TO THE STREETS.
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I'm legitimately terrified of how much fun tonight is going to be. Legit. Scared. #mkmdbbwedding
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rob delaney
@robdelaney29 Aug 2012
That awkward moment where you begin a tweet with "That awkward moment" & a benevolent God erases you from earth's face with Fire.
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If you send out a birth announcement in the 1st person, as if written by the baby, I will be afraid of that baby.
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What the fuck is up with bumblebees? #amiright?
Look, if you don't fold your pizza by the slice, you're doing it wrong. #justsaying #notmyfirsttime
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This is disgusting. More like Franks Red Not. #abominable
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Teen Movie Prerequisite #374: Someone must jump off a balcony into a pool as part of a transitional party sequence. #filmmaking101
Man, could this guy write..thesorrowsofgin.tumblr.com/p…
I agree with this entire statement.
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Shaun Layton@shaunlayton2 Jul 2012
Congrats Ben de Champlain #ScoutyBOTY bartender of the year, holy shit , Atta boy – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
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Last night for Tebow tonight @hellskitchenvan. End of an era. Come have a drink with me to commemorate the good times. #endoftheroad
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@WhiskayeFilms @colbywilson @kholby Kholby likes fat dudes. This isn't news.
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