u may think ur sneaky unfollowing after i follow back but i PROMISE i am on that shit like a bloodhound 😭
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when i have no other choice than to hit em with the liked msg cuz im absolutely awk as fuck and dk what else to say
all it takes is some proper grammar and slight knowledge on a niche subject to bring the absolute SLUT out of a woman
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when i get too high and realize i rlly am just a chud thirsting for attention on the internet :/
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when new ppl like my tweet and don’t follow i hope they know thats like fucking with no aftercare :(
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using memes or pictures that have yourself nowhere in them on a literal DATING APP PROFILE?????
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when he says he likes #puppyplay but doesn’t clarify HE wants to be the puppy
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is it ethical to stay platonic w an ex even if you still want them so so so bad oh my god i need him back bad please
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