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from nothing to something. professional trader and bagworker.

Joined July 2024
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A living game needs an economy that can grow with it. @RobinhoodApp Chain’s EVM support gives us the foundation to build Eisley’s onchain.
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gotta give it to my boy boru guys a absolute chad me and boru have explored the world over the last couple years crazy how you can be boys with someone you met on telegram
Jazz reveals how he met Boru in Dubai and how they went from partying together to becoming best mates.
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got gifted a richard mille shoutout jordan and the boys from toshi this is not real bro
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Replying to @redemptionarcc
Yes, it's something we're open to exploring. Our focus is on getting the current inference experience right first, then expanding into other request types where we can deliver real value. We want to expand thoughtfully, not just for the sake of adding features.
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The Wizard retweeted
Testnet ✓ Mainnet ✓ Lock ✓ Burn ✓ DEX paid ✓ So… what’s next? 下一章,正在路上。 The next chapter is already being built. 还没结束。 👀
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The Wizard retweeted
SatBin Agents are live 🤖 Connect your wallet and you get your own AI trading agent. Instantly. → Its own wallets on Base, BNB Chain, Robinhood Chain and Solana → Reads X and the web for new launches and narratives → Hunts smart wallets that keep being early, and tracks every buy they make → Flags confluence when 2+ smart wallets buy the same token → Analyzes any token in seconds: liquidity, buy pressure, holders, honeypots, freeze authority, taxes → Trades memecoins via 0x, Jupiter and Pons → Learns: every closed trade goes into its journal, it writes itself a lesson and tracks which signals actually pay → Runs missions 24/7 while you sleep You stay in control: → Max per trade, max per day → Approval mode or full auto → Pause anytime → It can never send funds anywhere except back to you All powered by credits from your dead coins. satbin.xyz/agents
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Q4 Q4 Q4 Q4 next few months are going to get crazy.
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19 hours since the token went live, 65 holders already, and the chart is holding its own. thank you, genuinely. now let me tell you what you are actually holding. veil is a confidential token protocol live on robinhood chain mainnet. balances sit on chain as elgamal ciphertexts over babyjubjub, every transfer carries a 256 byte groth16 proof your browser builds in seconds, and the chain verifies the math without ever seeing an amount. usdg and eth already move confidentially through it, with the transaction hashes public for anyone to check. how we are different from every other privacy play: we are not a mixer. entering and exiting the pool is public, the amounts in between are not, confidentiality without anonymity, stated plainly on the site. every transfer carries an encrypted copy readable by one disclosed audit key that can see amounts and can never touch funds, privacy that survives a regulated chain instead of hiding from it. the cryptography is proven constructions, not experiments. and you can always leave, a privacy product you cannot exit is a trap. what comes next is the part nobody else can copy. this chain carries tokenized stocks, and we are coming for the tokens paired with them, confidential settlement for assets that exist nowhere else. after that the liquidity layer, swaps that clear in sealed batches so order sizes stay encrypted, and lp positions where the pool is public but your stake is nobody's business. 65 holders today. the goal is to be the privacy layer this chain settles through.
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Verifiable onchain
$BONS Domains claim fees router is now live onchain. Claim fees router transaction: robinhoodchain.blockscout.co… Fees routed through the Bons Domains infrastructure. Fully verifiable on Robinhood Chain.
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robinhood:0x14a64d6f3db9900be9c554d0961f539a16f43f9c IS live on the Chrome Web Store. It reads every post on your X timeline and shows the truth under it: bundles, rugs, threat actors and real devs, with on-chain proof. New in 0.30.1: rug proof on the card, chart badges, 17 new detections. chromewebstore.google.com/de…
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Those of you who trade new pairs on RH it’s time to be disciplined. Take a break touch grass. These are the statistics of pons in the past 24 hours. Compared to SOL. 37 coins bonded is honestly horrendous. preserve your capital. let’s keep cooking
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I've been holding solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx since its initial run to 10m. Within the last 2 months, solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx has survived, an Ansem launchpad, a meteora vamp and a month of FUD via pumpfun. In that time period its survived 5 50% retracements and bounced harder each time. The tokenism behind it and the integrity of the community make this an easy hold for me. Furthermore, regarding its ecosystem, these coins have reacted the same - bouncing back every, single, time. Coins launched on solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx I believe will do superb - RWAs + Rewards + Buybacks is one of the best narratives we've had in crypto as it makes holding worth it. My bets are the two cats paired to the coins that have been at the forefront of the cycle so far. solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR: Anonymous Cat paired with zcash:native, endorsed by the ZCASH founder himself. Further cementing the Zolana bridge. purr-2:native: Purr paired with hyperliquid:native, the cute mascot of Hyperliquid. Both these coins have payed more than 20% of my inital investment already during the last 2 low volume weeks. But you may think thats too low or not worth it. However, when volume picks up - more fees are generated - more rewards distributed to holders AND more buybacks. AFFIRMED AND ALIGNED
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I’ve decided to start a FOMO. You can follow along with some of my trades, watch the journey, and see how it plays out. I’m starting a $1K → $100K challenge. Started: 26 September 2026 From nothing to something. Everything I ape is NFA. If you want to follow along, you can join through my link: fomo.family/r/thewizardcerti Magical things can happen in memecoins. 🧙‍♂️✨
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⛏️ WHAT TO EXPECT FROM MINEPAD IN THE NEXT 24-48 HOURS We’re not slowing down. ⚙️ We’ll begin implementing a new mining utility for solana:2EUKLvNQ63YCmjSDyJ14Tzj7ASeHGXgseYWrKAa2mine, allowing anyone to use solana:2EUKLvNQ63YCmjSDyJ14Tzj7ASeHGXgseYWrKAa2mine to start mining without having to launch a token. 🔥 More solana:2EUKLvNQ63YCmjSDyJ14Tzj7ASeHGXgseYWrKAa2mine buybacks from mined blocks will be burned. ⛏️ Existing mining agents will continue running packages across BTC, DOGE & ZEC. 🛠️ More improvements to the platform, agents and overall mining flow. The core launchpad stays exactly as it is. We’re simply adding more utility around it.
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how the $BOON flywheel works. every coin launched on boon pays a 1% fee on trades. 30% goes to the launcher, 50% pays for videos of the coin and 20% is boon's cut. when a coin graduates on pons its fees unlock and boon uses its cut to buy $BOON a coin graduates on pons once it raises 4.2 ETH on its curve, and its fees stay locked until then. boon buys $BOON each time a coin graduates, not on every trade $BOON is launched on boon itself. half of its trading fee pays for $BOON videos on the feed, the same feed every coin on boon is competing for boon renders 10 videos a day across every coin and holders' coins go first. the more coins launch, the longer that queue gets, which is why launchers pick up $BOON before they launch Holder benefits holders' coins get rendered first. on a busy day a coin without $BOON can wait until tomorrow for a video its fees already paid for hold [X] $BOON when you launch and boon renders your coin's first video straight away, before the coin has made $25 in fees holders' coins get up to 5 videos a day instead of 3 for holders a video costs $20 of fees instead of $25 holders' videos are 15 seconds at 720p. everyone else gets 10 seconds at 480p holders choose the format for their coin's next video from all 8 templates instead of getting the rotation if a holder doesn't like one of their coin's videos they can re-roll it for free once a week new templates go to holders' coins a week before everyone else, and holders vote on which template boon adds next holders who launch keep 35% of their coin's fee instead of 30%, taken out of boon's cut everything you get for holding $BOON on boon: your videos render first, your first video is free at launch, up to 5 videos a day instead of 3, videos at $20 of fees instead of $25, 15 second 720p videos, you pick the format, a free re-roll every week, early access to new templates, a vote on what gets added, and 35% of your coin's fee instead of 30%
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Only in memecoins. Gotta be making 40k in a day to be in the top 10 for the DAY. Blessed to be part of this space.
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The Wizard retweeted
The collateral book is now public. zklombard.com/collateral: the twenty tokens you can borrow against, what Sounder says it costs to sell each one right now, and what the oracle on chain last wrote down, with the age of that reading. When the two columns disagree, you know before we do. And on the front page, under the token: burned so far, share of supply, number of burns. Read from the Furnace, not typed by us.
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Scrooge enables you to find the best route when swapping tokens easily, you gain multiple % while Scrooge keeps 0.07% only out of it. Now if you are holding $SCROOGE you can use the platform with a discount OR 100% FREE! BILLIONS WILL SWAP! enjoy
$SCROOGE utility #1 is live. A swap on Scrooge costs a 0.07% rate plus its network fee. Hold $SCROOGE in the wallet you swap from and the rate drops: 100k → 25% off 250k → 50% off 500k → 100% off The network fee stays. No staking, no lockup, nothing to claim.
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