Journalism is dead. @SkySportsNews have defined "BREAKING NEWS" with ....nothing but conjecture. That's it. A maybe - and a vague maybe at that. This is truly appalling, @Ofcom

It is utterly depressing that Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox are yet again charged with not doing what they've always done - fucking up the appointment of Manchester United's next manager. AND WHO THE FUCK DECIDED Jason Wilcox is the way forward, by the way Who???

Still, good news about Mason Mount getting 90 minutes... #MUNBOU

Absolutely fucking not.

Another affair story. I see the ghost of Barbara Cartland is still alive and well at the Telegraph.

Yeah, no...

They died fleeing a safe country........

Hang on, didn't you say city were ....innocent?

Man City's defence is that the Abu Dhabi Government paid the sponsorship. Just one small problem with that: The same people in the Abu Dhabi government ARE THE FUCKING OWNERS OF MANCHESTER CITY. Case. Closed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mubada… – at Up Holland, England

That is pure, unadulterated bullshit. Firstly, it's just not true. Secondly, as a hypothetical brand owner, you've just drawn an equivalency between Fulham, who are estimated to be the 22nd at best most followed club in England, who have to no international fanbase by the way, with Manchester United - not only the biggest sporting institution in the country, arguably, but also the world's highest profile sporting brand (certainly on football). Let's all hope ZERO jobs and NO company's commercial fortunes are at the mercy of your financial acumen. Ever. You're a massive fucking mong.

How many times were you paid each month by city again, Pep? #cheats – at Up Holland, England

Imagine city players turning up to co.pee on ehalf if owners, a club, that lied to them all. This is going to be DE-licious. #cheaters #SHAMpagneSuperNova #SHAMpions – at Up Holland, England

A secretive payroll you say?