American football......crash helmet catch. About as interesting as watching paint dry. The only way to make it in any way watchable is for the cheerleaders to get their tits out.

Pisses me off, Sky Sports....why didn’t Bale sign for Man Utd. I will tell you why, they’re shite. You biased bastards.

Sky sports news understands that Joe Lewis is as tight as a gnats chuff

I’m just reading the newspaper, and I seriously think I will emigrate. Some bint called Summer Monteys-Fulham, who apparently got famous for shagging a fat bloke who tastes cakes for a living, is everywhere.