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usually on something, sometimes onto something

Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2023
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phone, keys, @HestiaTobacco
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Entered the lame cuck session and everyone knew you
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Miscegenation is just misogyny with more letters
You should impregnate and abandon w*men; you should wait until they can no longer abort before you leave. Don't give real name, don't pay; Indonesia doesn't have extradition treaty or practice for this
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What good are American elections if people can overwhelmingly vote because they want a war to end and both parties in government simply ignore them? In what universe do we have more input into our system than the Chinese do into theirs?
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This Halloween I’m dressing up as trying to find the Brooklyn bound j train at Fulton street
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Drunk flying your car is gonna go so hard
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moid
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Oppression is when my bf cuddles me for less than 2 hours a day
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Exterminators are for pussies. Cock Glocks are for men.
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I can smell any Dunkin’ Donuts location from a block away. It’s not just a coffee smell but something far more distinct and chemically awry
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The first day it gets below 65 degrees is like 9/11 for skinny women
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Sorry I keep asking to hit your vape I was never breastfed
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Not everyone can be a Jewish lawyer. Somebody’s gotta hold it down in court on rosh hashanah
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Thin Arms Race retweeted
like this nigga is not real bro
i’ll never forget that when kirk died clavicular got on tiktok and proceeded to say the reason he was assassinated was bcs he was a sub5
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Osama bin Laden would’ve been a great shitposter
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How do I stop losing my sunglasses so I can buy nice sunglasses and not lose them
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You come to me…on the day of the kirkiversary
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You can pay $2k to make your iPhone fold or $2 to make the crackhead on the corner fold. Which way western man?
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Every time I crack my neck I’m releasing all the fucks I had left to give
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AI makes this process way easier but it also still requires human review bc Claude is bad at analyzing scanned / non-text pages
I wonder what is happening in lawyer discovery world now that ai can comb through piles of evidence to reveal things that can be easily verified. i.e. finding evidence of fraud
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They’re saying that pier village has been renamed the jewsey shore
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