A whole girl in his bed and he won’t stop talking about squidward 🙄 #gayass
What if aliens invaded earth but they just looked like regular white people but only white people for some reason
The term “Butt Booty Naked” has a certain playful redundancy to it that brings joy, while “birthday suit” implies an unsettling formality to what is supposed to be a fun filled day. Such as going to work on your birthday but also you’re naked. It’s Sickening really
Scrolling Twitter mad as hell because all I see is racism and rage bait when I just wanna play with that Naruto butt
I made a wish that my gran gran would die and be reborn as Guy Fieri so she could take me to flavor town. She said that would never happen but then she got struck by lightning and her hair turned white and spiky and she was on fire kinda like his shirt so I think it counts
I blew on my Mimi’s white bush during family naked time because it looked like a dandelion and it actually blow away on the breeze and gone forever she so old
If I were an ant I would be anti monarchy and start a “No Queens” march that did butt fuck nothing and I’d get all six of my legs pulled off on live bug television as punishment
The snail that follows me and kills me when he catches me got smashed by kindergarteners with rocks bro I’m good
Why call it something revolting like “ass hair” when there is the much more alluring and ethereal term “Butt Bush”
