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The day I genuinely felt like an evil person was the day this particular girl finished her exams and decided to come straight to my place before going home. Around 10 pm, they called her to say her mum had slumped and died. This woman had raised her and her brother alone. No father in the picture, and she loved this girl like crazy. Omo, I didn’t even know what to do that night. I was just trying to comfort her. Fast-forward to around 1:30 am. She was still crying, I was petting her, and somehow my body decided to have its own agenda. I was literally like, “Not tonight, please!” 😭 But it stood there like it had no respect for the situation. At some point, she accidentally brushed against me and noticed what was happening. Her tears increased, and she said she didn’t even know what to say to me. I apologised and told her it wasn’t intentional. Omo, I couldn’t sleep. Fast-forward again, we ended up getting intimate that night. I was lying there thinking, “Wait, did this really just happen?” Even afterwards, I kept wondering whether her mother’s spirit was somewhere watching us. Omo, that night still confuses me whenever I remember it. 😂
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Omooo, I just remembered one of my X… KIKIOLA MI 😭 OMU YI NI… OMUUU IS LIFE! I even tried to loan the player back to the squad, but she made it clear that she could never settle for a bench role. 😂
Lege see breast, he lost focus… 😂😂he even forgot the purpose of the show 🤣🤣🤣
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Justice for Mohbad should be about seeking the truth and accountability, not settling scores or using the situation as an opportunity to bring Naira Marley down. If the allegations that Naira Marley’s associates were involved in an altercation with 30BG, as VDM has claimed, or that they had some involvement in the situation involving Lil Frosh and ZINO are true, then those claims deserve to be investigated fairly. Why can’t we put stanship aside and allow Lil Frosh to speak for himself and clarify whether these allegations are true or false? Also, Zlatan was reportedly present on the day Sam Larry was recorded confronting and allegedly bullying Mohbad. Has anyone genuinely asked him what he witnessed that day? Has he been given the same level of scrutiny? My point is simple: accountability should not be selective. You cannot demand answers from one person while shielding another simply because they are wealthy, influential or belong to your favourite camp. You know the right questions to ask, but when those questions involve powerful or popular people, suddenly, everyone becomes blind. Justice should have no favourites, and the truth should matter more than stanship. TALO PAA MOHBAD🤨?
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Any of you who start insulting women for doing this, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU. They are not your family, and what they do is harmless to you. These are the women keeping society moving. Let them be, abeg. GO GIRL! GO GIRLIE! CLOCK IT! YOU ARE GOING PLACES! 😂 But next time, can you at least do it with a wet cloth? 😭
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I swear, I’ve said it to someone’s girlfriend before, and I’m sure they’ve told my girlfriend too. 😂 You’ll hear, “O de wa n try best e, stop e.” 😂
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People will see hypocrisy as bold as this and still expect me to take them seriously. If you genuinely want change, we should all be voting for Seyi Makinde. But many of you are more concerned about ethnicity. That’s where we clocked your shit, and that’s why we will never follow your Peter Obi narrative. We did it in 2023, and it backfired. You later turned around and blamed us, claiming it was because of us that your man didn’t win. Yoruba people have a saying: OMO ENI ONI SHEY IDI BEBERE, KI AWA KO ILEKE SI IDI OMO ELOMI. But awon omo ale ko kan Lara wa ,shi le wa Lara yin o. With time, you will understand the Obidiots 😤🚀🦍
You guys said your candidate was younger and better educated than both Tinubu and Atiku so he is the best. You said voting for him is not because he is igbo, it is because he is the best. So why are you not voting Seyi Makinde? He is younger and better than your candidate and you know it..
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Manchester United have successfully infected Chelsea. God will see us through💙
A goal down at the break. #CFC | #SUNCHE
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P7RR80 - 3k odds ( flex 1 ,2) LT5445 - 885 odds (flex 1) KKR8VR - 180 odds If it’s not today ….nah d end
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LIFE HAS HUMBLED HIM BEYOND HIS IMAGINATION😂😂
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Please, I think you should consider opening an online class for them. I will personally register five X feminists and pay for their classes. Maybe, just maybe, they will learn a thing or two from the experience. YOU MIGHT END UP CHANGING THEIR LIVES BECAUSE YOU ARE OF THE SAME GENDER.
I don’t know if u people understand
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The universe has a wicked sense of humour. It sent a little angel to humble these aggressive feminists, and now they’re trembling because a young girl is teaching them lessons about a world they’ve spent their entire lives pretending to understand. 😂
Where is the hatred from
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Replying to @yabaleftonline
+234 girls? NOOO I prefer the lying route.I love making them feel like they’re smart while I’m the dumb one 😂
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Do you know the number of stars Marlian Music could have signed, nurtured and taken out of the trenches by now? But you people think you’re punishing Naira Marley, whereas you’re clearly blocking opportunities for other upcoming talents who could have benefited from that platform. Jealousy, envy and propaganda are what brought Marlian Music down. It was never really about Mohbad. You’re jealous that God gave someone like that Amugbo that level of stardom. It was jealousy from you people. It’s not even like some of you genuinely loved Mohbad like that. You just enjoyed watching another man’s downfall and found a convenient reason to justify it.
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Women no dey take poor man’s name go meet clerics to check whether they can marry him or not. E get why😂
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Ever wondered why they ask for your mother’s name in spiritual matters but not your father’s? Even clerics know paternity can be a surprise. 😂
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TWO ICONIC ENERGIES. ONE UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT. EVERYBODY GO TEAR ACL! 😂🔥 I honestly don’t think some of you ever imagined Wizkid🐐 would bring Naira Marley on stage at the O2 Arena. The way this moment trended, how Naira Marley absolutely killed his part, and how Wizkid🐐was vibing throughout his performance. You could clearly see the love, respect and appreciation Wizkid🐐 has for Naira and his music. Some of you just hate NAIRA MARLEY. You decided to bring him down, and now you complain about how difficult life has become. Eyin to je pee, e shi ma damu ku ni. Bunch of hypocrites! You might have cancelled him, but in the hearts of people who genuinely appreciate his art and fans who understand that you can separate the art from the artist, Naira Marley will always have a place. Marlians chose Naira because of his sound, his energy and his vibe. We didn’t need your approval then, and we don’t need it now. We will always love him for what he brings to music. Some people are genuinely happy to witness another person’s downfall, yet wonder why the world is such a bitter place. NAIRA MARLEY’S CONTRIBUTION TO THE CULTURE WILL NOT BE ERASED BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.
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This one went straight to this Aunty’s heart. The girl’s words touched a place she probably never imagined. She was busy wondering how the girl could come up with such words, but after thinking about them thoroughly, even at her age, she still couldn’t accept that she might be wrong. Instead, she came out with another statement, hoping to make other women see things from her perspective. The girl’s words pained her, touched her, dealt with her and tortured her, and all she could come up with was this rubbish. Eyin to je pe, olongbo le jo ma gbe lo jo ale. 😂
This is someone's child? Where are her parents? If she's a teenager, is she not meant to be in training, learning, studying, focus on academics, or sports, or skills, etc, rather patrol the internet? Is she studying? What's she studying? Where are her parents? If she's a teenager, is she not meant to focus on her studies, her field study, her self growth, self development, stability, career, etc? People bear children, leave them to fend on the streets. BTW, I don't care about "feminists", X feminists, patriarchy, or any divide. People are already writing stuff, she struggles to read on camera, just for the agenda, controversy, viral moment, content coins. Another "Ajoke Agege bread" "olodo uprising"
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Very simple. They were in the same label, so naturally, they interacted. Nigerians wanted him to come out and say something that would fit their narrative, even if it meant saying things about his boss that he didn’t personally experience. He chose to stand by his boss because, from his own experience, the man hadn’t wronged him. He wasn’t going to inherit someone else’s enemy simply to satisfy the public.
“Mohbad was never my friend. I can’t call him a friend. He was my guy because we were in the same label. I didn’t feel the need to speak up when he was going through that because it would have been stressful for me.” —Zinoleesky
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The universe has a wicked sense of humour. It sent a little angel to humble these aggressive feminists, and now they’re trembling because a young girl is teaching them lessons about a world they’ve spent their entire lives pretending to understand. 😂
Where is the hatred from
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If ATIKU and OBI are the only two options left, I will choose ATIKU. At least, I have never seen Atiku head a state or Nigeria. He won the Adamawa governorship election in 1998 but never took office because he accepted the position of vice president. Sometimes I think that was his biggest political mistake. Eight years as governor could have given him a state record to showcase when campaigning for president. But with Obi, I have seen eight years in Anambra, and I have not seen enough to convince me that he is qualified to lead Nigeria. This is my political judgement. You don’t have to agree with me.
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