she/her/29/florida/ 👑head of the firstprince x tswift agenda
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i’m declaring myself head of the firstprince x taylor swift agenda. all references must be approved by me bc some of y’all do not have enough critical thinking skills to make these decisions
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
I’m sick and tired of y’all giving credit to transplants. Most of em only moved here to try and turn Texas into MAGA California, which just managed to piss off everyone
Talarico won by 1.2M.
That feat was only possible because native Texans—liberal AND conservative—came together
If you are having trouble trying to wrap your head around what happened in Texas and Nevada last night, let me help explain it for you.
In 2024 alone, roughly 77,000 people moved from California to Texas. That same year, about 53,000 moved from California to Nevada.
Those two states just delivered some of the biggest Democratic wins of the night.
James Talarico flipped the U.S. Senate seat and became the first Democrat to win a Texas Senate race since 1988
Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott and became the first Democratic governor of Texas in decades
Aaron Ford defeated incumbent Republican Joe Lombardo and flipped the governor’s office.
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
godzilla wouldn’t kill me because I would approach him with a pure heart and good intentions
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
snoopy is a #brat. even through his anger and bitterness, he is still so lovable. he’s a professional rage baiter too. he’s a menace but he’s OUR menace ❤️
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
Snoopy is in talks with execs about playing the next James Bond.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
I know Google is like GIRL STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE MISSISSIPPI SENATE RACE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
Real snoopy fans love him for being nasty and mean to those kids
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
Hey man, me and the the boys and the girlies are gonna watch Scott Colom gain another 200 votes in the Mississippi Senate race every three hours . Let me know if you wanna pull up.
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
when you slice into the liberty bibberty do you think it’s meat or some type of goo
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
undiscuss it
Harry Styles has reportedly had discussions about playing the next James Bond.
(variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
all jokes aside… can i be honest? james bond isnt that popular anymore for them to be playing like this like just tell us who is the new spy and get on with it
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
*staring at button that makes situations slightly to moderately better for most people* I am not going to press this button because there SHOULD be a button that makes things a lot better for all people. I have no plans to implement said button, someone else will surely
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
that’s my poorly behaved friend like he’s terrible and I love him you have to get that
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
sam et al📨❤️🔥 retweeted
nothing pisses me off more than a “can’t believe you guys are celebrating all politics are evil” leftist like please grow up and understand how fixing things work. like have any of you ever spoken to a real human being outside of the internet be honest
