Two tweets, one adderall

The perfect girl dinner isnt made, it presents itself

Found an adderall on the floor of the plane and cant decide if it fell out of my bag or the world is blessing me.

Smoke crack, hail satan

If any of you are married to ICE agents and wanna cheat on them lmk

‘You’re built like someone who is going to have knee problems’

France

If inspiration l comes through it takes precedence over all other obligations

Saw these floating around the internet the other day. Love the choppy fringe. Model @magsrosemizner Stylist @laura_zapata Makeup @samanthatrinhmakeup Hair @thisisclay Photo @joshua.pestka @judycaseyinc

New @slvrlake.denim ​​​​​​​​​ Model @tesssummercarter Photo @matteomontanariphotography Style @gabriellemarceca Makeup @ingmakeup Hair @thisisclay

Fresh off the latest @boss runway. See now, buy now Art Director: @lebaz75 Photographer: @alexblackstudio Model: @victoria.massey Stylist: @joeltraptow Hair Stylist: @thisisclay Make Up Artist: @christinecherbonnier Manicurist: @erihandanail Production: @_studiolou_ Location: @p

Passport series by @jullienandhailey Jennifer Atilémile @jenniferatilemile Hair: @thisisclay

Have you ever flown across the country with a coffee machine?

Meow

Uber driver just turned up some Shitty top 40 and I said ‘you can actually keep that off, I hate music’

Anyone know where I can find @fineandraw chocolate in Manhattan.

Please shut up

Oh my god, Instagram is down, what am I supposed to do for the next 30 seconds?!?

‘Sir you can’t bring a cocktail on the airplane’ ‘but this isn’t a cocktail’ ‘sir there is salt around the rim, I assume that is a margarita, please step aside’ overhead at ORD