You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet
Saratoga Springs, NY
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Ever since I learned flights in Asia serve free alcohol I accidentally blackout before reaching mmmmm every destination
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Guess I sang Shallow one too many times in my outdoor shower bc now the guys that run my homestay are practicing it for their weekly jam sesh 🙈
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Dubbs retweeted
BALI BOOTCAMP BABYYYY. 🍍🌴 Next one starts in approx one month guys, get on itttttt. 📸 @thisisdubbs #balivibes #indonesia #digitalnomad
Hey does anyone know how to leave their apartment the first time without forgetting anything?? Would love to learn how to do that
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Happy Saturday night to everyone except people that get mad when they’re close to other people at concerts
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Named our new connection BlessedBeTheWiFi
& now any of our neighbors who haven’t seen Handmades Tale will just think we’re severely religious
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Just heard an ad on the radio for a human foosball tournament... did you by chance mean a SOCCER tournament???
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When my dad does yard work he brings a beer to all the neighbor dads that are stuck doing yard work too
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