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UI Designer|Collab manager | Diary of a mad man 🧍🏿‍♂️. Gambler(Life or Odds )

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Joined June 2020
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Once you stop dreaming you’re dying 🧍
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Luka Dončić might be having the GREATEST 7-game start to a season in NBA history 🤯
Luka Doncic’s updated season averages: 38.3 PPG 8.1 APG 8.0 RPG 50% FG 43% 3PT 89% FT 68% TS
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UCL braces scored; Matheus Cunha; 1 Andres Iniesta; 0
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That shit reads 17/47 & 0/8 3s with a loss 😭😭😭
But when Kobe Bryant did it yall didn’t say nothing
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حسب خبرتي كمشجع لروما، مستحيل نفوز ضد اليونايتد .. لأن هالنادي عقدتنا ودائماً يفوز علينا بسيناريوهات عجيبة، وفوقها أي نادي كبير نلعب ضده ومدربه يكون مصيره على المحك، نخسر منه.. كاريك اليوم راح يتحول لفيرغسون ٢٠٠٨، للأسف
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Dear ICE, I am an illegal alien who voted 37x so far today. My name is Darius Garland and I play point guard for the LA Clippers Come and get me
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: No team in UEFA Champions League history has won more matches after trailing by 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 than Manchester United! 🤯🔴 → Manchester United: 4 comebacks → Real Madrid: 4 comebacks The kings of the comeback! 🔥
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4 - No team have won more UEFA Champions League games from two or more goals behind than Manchester United (also Real Madrid). Salvation.
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Bruno Fernandes, it is god that will punish you for me 😭❤️ where were you?! Immediately you woke up, everybody woke up 😭😭
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FairMoney delivered😂❤️ Man U, PSG and Barcelona over to you
Opay really call me for midnight just to tell me to borrow money???🤣🤣
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If they sign me up for driving school I go just know say na trap them fit talk make I drive person to another state
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There’s Nothing…l mean NOTHING you can tell me, we are cured…bro that was literally a goal just for baleba to pass the ball he pulled his hamstring😭😭😭
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amad should cover his face.. lacey came and pour pupu on your head. agbaya jatijati
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I stand a better chance at MARRYING AYRA STAR, than Man U beating ROMA 😁 Ban psg! This isn’t football anymore 😭
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🚨 Fighting words from Bruno Fernandes to Amazon, ending with a passionate pledge to "win every fucking game". "We don't need to save anyone's job. "The club needed that win. The players needed that win. It is someting we needed as a group of players and staff. "We have been working so hard to get out of this situation together. "It has been tough. There has been a lot of speculation in the media. A lot of lies around many things that have happened at this club, between me and the manager, like that we have cleared the air. Nothing like that happened. "The manager took a decision of making myself on the bench because I wasn't performing. And that's fair. "Everyone felt like that was a punihsment for the words that I had [after Como]. And if it was, it was right. "The manager makes the decisions. I have to accept it. I have to go forward with that. It doesn't change the belief I have in the manager, the staff and every player at this club. ❗️ "And it doesn't change my aim to win every fucking game that I have ahead of me."
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Leny Yoro would fucking die for this badge i’m not having anyone talk shit on his character
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Matheus Cunha’s game by numbers vs. Roma: 63 touches 9 touches in the box 7 ball recoveries 6 attempted take-ons 4 successful take-ons 3 fouls won 3 chances created 3 shots 3 shots on target 2 line-breaking passes 2 goals 1 red card Highs and lows. 😅
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Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Roma: 97 touches 84% pass accuracy 15 passes into the final third 12 ball recoveries 7 line-breaking passes 4 attempted take-ons 3 successful take-ons 3 progressive carries 3 tackles What a player. 🤩🤩🤩
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Manchester United haven’t lost a game which Kobbie Mainoo has started since September 13th. Whilst he was out injured, they lost FIVE times. Makes a huge difference
Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Roma: 97 touches 84% pass accuracy 15 passes into the final third 12 ball recoveries 7 line-breaking passes 4 attempted take-ons 3 successful take-ons 3 progressive carries 3 tackles What a player. 🤩🤩🤩
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Shea Lacey has as many Champions League assists this season as Bukayo Saka, Kevin De Bruyne, Kylian Mbappé, Michael Olise, Martin Ødegaard and Vitinha. He’s played 38 minutes in the competition. 😳
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