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For @dirtyverse, I wrote a metareview (a review of reviews) of Kevin Killian's "Selected Amazon Reviews," and about how difficult it is to buy a good spatula on Amazon these days. Thank you @daisandconfused for the great edits!
Dirt
@dirtyverse28 Oct 2024
"These Francophone asides and the sheer breadth of Killian’s project recall Proust, whose In Search of Lost Time clocks in at 1,175,999 words, just 8% more than the 1,087,107 words Killian posted to Amazon." dirt.fyi/article/2024/10/sel…

The Metareview: On Kevin Killian’s 'Selected Amazon Reviews' | Dirt

In each Amazon review lives a universe.

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faye@AEGYOSI13h
I Often Fantasize About Someone Having A Deep Desire To Know Everything About Me
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I love seeing everything
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I am actually obsessed with you in a very healthy and life-affirming way
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I’m addicted to having a mind-body connection
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BOY YOU KNOW IT STARTS AND IT ENDS WITH ME
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there’s no ethical way to reach brooklyn from manhattan tonight
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Saw CLUB KID. Thought it was great. It’s really a story about how much nightlife takes from the people who make it happen.
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rey ❍@reyssembleOct 23
why are your plushies pinned to the wall like jesus on the cross
Annnbert@an_nguyeeenOct 22
wrinkled sheets and a dream
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halloween is loading
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I'm not afraid of you now
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looking for queer dentists in the hell’s kitchen area
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I've been in love before. I know all about it.
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Planes should be BYOB
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I love gay halloween
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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It was like I just waterbirthed my truth, you know
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Okay one time I was in an insane rush and I did my moisturizer and sunscreen on the train and this guy next to me got really upset and cussed me out and said "white people are always doing too much!"
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@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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Hackett published a translation of Aristotle’s Metaphysics with the phrase “many such cases”
BO@bo_austin_Oct 21
Trump has really had a Shakespeare like effect on English language usage. just heard an 11 year old do the ‘many are people are saying’ thing— asked him where he learned that from and he looked at me oddly
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who lifts in jeans girl
owen@0w0_wenOct 21
At the gym in very twinky tapered sweats while all the men here r in jeans 🫩
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