I'm not everybody's cup of tea. You can listen to me on two very different podcasts: Granny Bingo Wireless and @GaysRevolting. All views are my own.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined June 2010
sorry what is this film’s marketing budget??!
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Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are very patient people
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I’ve had my license for a year now but occasionally I still accidentally hop in the passenger seat and then have to sit there for a bit pretending to wait for the driver so no one realises what I’ve done.
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My Grindr profile name:
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Lovely review of our @melbournefringe show! Only 4 days left to see it Melbourne, don’t miss out! fountainlakeslive.com
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(Albeit by someone with strong opinions about interval placements)
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"‘Fountain Lakes In Lockdown: A Drag Parody Play’ should tour forever. It’s intelligent, well-written, exceptionally performed, side-splittingly funny, and a fitting homage to an iconic series." scenestr.com.au/arts/review-…
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Actually not ok with Maggie Smith passing. If any twink mentions Harry porter I give you permission to punch them
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Att: Gays: Maggie Smith has past. Enact operation anything but sister act 2.
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Every time we receive a death threat I add an extra show at the Opera House. news.com.au/entertainment/mu…
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Melbourne spunk rats! To celebrate the @melbournefringe program going on sale they’re offering 25% off on all tickets (except previews) BUT there’s a limited amount and you have to book before 6pm Sunday to get them. Head to kathandkimplay.com and pick yours up toot suite!
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Make sure you pick up a copy of QNews and read my interview about the upcoming Fountain Lakes In Lockdown: A Drag Parody Play tour! Got ya tickets yet? kathandkimplay.com
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Some people use illegal streaming sites to watch leaked copies of the newest action man films, I’m here desperately searching for old episodes of Wife Swap UK
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If anyone in Melbourne is wondering if a cup of camomile tea in the shower will warm them up in this horrible weather: I tried it last night and it was wonderful. I did suffer a light scold to the willy but it was honestly worth it.
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Over the past 48 hours I’ve been thinking a lot about the time someone tried to kidnap Princess Anne at gunpoint, and this rather camp interview she gave about it a few years later. youtu.be/CXoyjpeEH_o?si=Qa1q…
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London is such a gorgeous city. It’d be even better if it weren’t for all the Americans.
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Wishing a very happy international Kath & Kim day to all who celebrate. Why not put on some footy franks and crack open a bottle of Tia Maria. #LookAtMe #Look8May
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SO excited to be in Geelong this Friday and Saturday. Both nights are nearly sold out, if you’re thinking of coming you’d better book toot suite! geelongartscentre.org.au/wha…
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