The Simpsons Quotes

"Look at me! I'm the prime minister of lreland!"

"All right, guys, one, two, three. Moo?" "Lenny, you were supposed to be 'E'" "See what happens when you skip rehearsal"

"Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake"

"This is where I come to cry"

"Please don't hug me. It sickens me"

"See? You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a first-class wedding reception"

"You can't hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here"

"I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet"

"Where did you get that?" "Get what?" "That giant donut." "Well, I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that."

"Goodnight, Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door."

"What about me? You didn't thank me." "You didn't do anything." "I like being thanked."

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters. Always wanting more, more, more!"

"My friends, the devil walks among us." "I got him!"

"I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from science at all times."

"Mmm chocolate. D'oh! Marge! We need some more Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry Ice Cream!"

"Jim Wallace, Associated Press...is this a joke?"

"My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: Swank. 10 times more addictive than marijuana."

"Hello, I'd like the department of missing babies." "Please hold." *Baby come back, listen baby...*

"Marge, I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats."

"That sounds like Gabriel’s trumpet. You know what that means, kids.” “Yay! Judgment Day!”