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Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

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Joined October 2012
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I am so proud to announce the arrival of my firstborn, my little princess Chudney Grace!! 😍✨ mama and baby are resting and doing well 🤱
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Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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The only group of people actively turning America into a third world country are evangelical protestants
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces the firing squad execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will be made public on December 3, at the same location where he carried out the massacre.
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Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
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i'm not gonna "have my say" about the situation at Cornell but i'm cateloguing your responses and updating my list of people i'm ashamed to have ever been in the same room with accordingly
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Opportunity is knocking 😍
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If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
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It's my rataversary!
one year ago today, I woke up at 5am, used the bathroom AND THEN discovered that a live rat was in my toilet. I slammed the lid and I could still hear it swimming around in the water. worst time of my life!!!
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This is what your Instagram story should look like idc idc
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My dad went to visit my 95 year old grandfather and texted me "heads up- he's working on a list."
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my students made a worm ball and I'm going to think about it for the rest of my life
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Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that
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lol at this pic of Bari Weiss in Sun Valley with Sheryl Sandberg, who's toting a copy of John Fetterman's book. lean in, gals!!
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Eric Rahill in Maddie’s Secret is the hottest anyone has looked ever
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tried to scan my boarding pass but the screen switched to a picture of fat tom schwartz
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rosie o'donnell explains the plot of 'dancer in the dark' (october 2000)
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got a massage and she worked on my nexplanon implant like it was a knot
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Lounch time 😋
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This ancient grindr screenshot I took always kills me like he had to stan
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