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Dawn

@thoughtfloss

Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.

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Joined July 2009
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I am certain that I have read many times more words than I have ever spoken, and I am o.k. with that. #ReadersUnite
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.@GideonsBake
Dawn (@thoughtfloss) profile pictureDawn@thoughtfloss10 Aug 2024
Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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It's like this fortune cookie doesn't even know me!
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Public restrooms. #WhatReallyWeirdsMeOut
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Get out before there’s a baby involved. #DemonDatingTips
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I'm sorry, you didn't rank. #ThingsYouCanSayDuringTheOlympicsAndSex
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Someday, I hope to have the confidence of people who wear white pants (or shirts, for that matter).
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With a good ear scritch #HowDoYouAppreciateCows
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#WakeMeUpWith plane tickets for an amazing trip, or not at all.
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One Squeak #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Hot Buzz #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Kill them! Kill them all! #UnusualWaysToSaveThePlanet
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Glad he'll be out of office soon.
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@anyonewantchips28 Jul 2024
Chris Sununu, shilling for Trump, bids adieu to his last shred of dignity.
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Some new stickers to stick on my stuff!
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May cause palpitations, weakness in knees, and excessive drooling. #IfPeopleHadWarningLabels
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I'd have "Over-sharer" on my forehead. #IfPeopleHadWarningLabels
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Just how loud they are during sex in hotels. #ThingsPeopleOftenForget
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Anniversaries. 🙄 #ThingsPeopleOftenForget
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Harry Potter and the Sexy Schoolmarm #NewStoriesForHarryPotter
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