Thoughts from my 3 yr. old daughter

Joined August 2009
Alyson: Look Ryan it is a blood orange. Ryan: No thanks, I don't like them when they are bloody.
1
Plan for NYE: "I don't plan on doing anything today, but sitting here on the couch and playing games!"
Decorating the Christmas tree while it is rotating - "We have to shut this off. I can't work like this!"
While Alyson's mom is on the phone getting directions that Ryan has already given her - "Suzanne, your killing me!"
I just throwed up Dad. It came out of my nose. That never happened to me before. It was like someone put playdoh in my nose & it came out
Alyson made tacos last night. Ryan turns to me and asks, "How does mom know how to make Taco Bell?"
Alyson: "I need to get some work done today." Ryan: "Don't work mom, why don't you just go shopping!"
At P.F. Changs - "Is John (the server) still going to be our servant?"
At Sunday dinner, Alyson was laughing and Ry looked at her and said, "You laugh like your mom! Well you do."
Asking about a moth that got in the house (and any other bug that gets in) Alyson: "It won't bite you." Ryan: "But will it go up our noses?"
Upon the threat that we could tell the Easter bunny to skip our house if she wasn't good - "But really Mom, he doesn't have a phone."
"Daisy needs to go to the groomer! She smells like pepper cheese."
Ryan has a cold and I just asked her how she is feeling after her nap. She said, "I am feeling a little snotty."
tomorrowthedayafterthisday
Al tells Ry about getting a free pic w/Santa. When we get there Ry asks "Why are we seeing the cheap Santa? Let go to the outside mall one!"
Pointing to a coloring book she brought in the office "Dad, here, if you get bored doing your work you can just color or something in here."
After riding a train at Chandler Mall and asked how she liked it - "That was terrific and awesome! It blew my mind!"
Ry looks down Alyson's shirt - Alyson "What are you doing?" Ry "Looking to see if they are big and full" After a min "They are big and full"
Ryan's feelings on coffee ice cream "It is kinda gross and kinda yucky, but I like it anyway."
Ryan found a dime on the floor in our bathroom and said "I think we have a magical potty that shoots out pennies!"