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skott.

@thoughtsofskott

self proclaimed ketamine king.

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Joined June 2021
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I’m not a dog btw
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I once pissed my pant in a mall Santa’s lap and my grandma has put coal in my stocking since and refuses to admit it’s her
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She has never broken the lie about Santa
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For Halloween im gonna be a guy with super stinky farts
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Just liked a post that said: “I just shittmaxxed my pants trying to fartmog someone”
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*A Gay dude struggling to come out of Plato’s closet or something
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I haven’t looked up from my phone once this entire drive home
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Oh yeah
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God if you’re listening please send me some lil fine shit that likes to do laundry
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If I could leave my dick alone for five minutes I might actually get something done around the house.
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10 over on the highway with a 2014 Jeep Compass so far up my ass it knows what I ate for breakfast.
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I got a face you kinda gotta look at an angle to an appreciate.
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I got a pu-pu platter and a girl that look like Wednesday Adam’s otw to my house. Id think it’s safe to say, I’m living like larry.
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Also the vj putting basically “sample text” during my whole set was killer.
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Bars are allowed to be dirty they serve ALCOHOL… ALCOHOL is a DISINFECTANT.
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Women hate me and want me to suffer
Image from Craig The Coon ✝️🦞🇺🇲 (@tardcraig)
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The urge to insult your friends is never stronger than when in front of a crowd while on beer
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Go go gadget ravioli pocket I just thought of this
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Don’t talk to me about food if you eat egg drop soup You little snot slurper
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Why haven’t they made a new inspector gadget???
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Eating an instant release 30mg adderall and drinking two Celsius before arguing with old people about their property value. They never stood a chance.
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