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Tweets DO NOT reflect the views of my employer Big Butts Inc. Make shit everyday. Creator of @truenuff

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Joined May 2008
I don't know how but this place is continually getting xhittier - follow me elsewhere (if you want): BSKY: bsky.app/profile/threeboy.bs… INSTA: instagram.com/threeboy THREADS: threads.com/@threeboy --- MY WEBCOMIC: truenuff.com MY BLOG: threeboy.com
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Got all questions wrong on the Beowulf test. EPIC FAIL.
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I stuck one of those Men in Black memory erasers up my butt but I don't remember doing it.
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The inventor of the trampoline had lots of ups and downs.
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Your "stripper name" is what people shout at you when you take off your clothes for money.
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Taking steroids to watch Netflix better.
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There's no past tense in Mandarin, so in China they think that the Genghis Khan stuff is happening today.
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The most important thing about programming in LISP is declaring variableths.
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The last book should be "Clifford the Big Red Dog eats a chocolate bar factory and dies."
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Skeletons are just extreme strippers.
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Education is expensive but not being educated is way more expensiver.
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Dog the Bounty Hunter has 13 children but that's only 1.86 in dog children.
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Night of The Walking Resident Evil Dead (finale) ~ HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃🦇☠️ READ FULL STORY truenuff.com/story/night-of-… #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #funny #lol #humor #comedy #comicstrip #comicseries #halloween #zombies #zombie
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The inventor of the treadmill didn't go very far.
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Are you sure you can't spell or are you in Denali?
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Because I'm gonna just list some spices.
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Night of The Walking Resident Evil Dead (part 17 of 18) ~ new comics every-other-day for Halloween! 🎃🦇☠️ STORY SO FAR truenuff.com/story/night-of-… #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #funny #lol #humor #comedy #comicstrip #comicseries #halloween #zombies #zombie
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American beer doesn't have to display the alcohol content because there is none.
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If the doctor does a good circumcision it's customary to leave them a tip.
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