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thrillbo

@thrillgar

dollar store buddy holly

 denton tx
Joined August 2014
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hey archeologists, what are gonna do once you find all the rest of the pots? idiot
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condoms were invented by balloon companies to sell more balloons
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how bad ass is it that snape;s real name is alan. thats my mom's new boyfriends name
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it’s time to chew gum and be hard on myself. and i left my gum at home. like a fucking idiot
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if you poop in a onesie, you pooped your whole outfit
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could god create a road so narrow that even he couldn't flip a bitch
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boy it's a big world out there, i bet someone has had sex before
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my body is a complex piece of machinery that turns tacos into anxiety
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It just dawned on me that I had a breakup go so badly he got mad and helped usher in a new era of American fascism over it
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people order martinis “EXTRA dirty” like it’s a cool sex thing but olives are fuckin gross
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oh my god is hair just skin poop
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cute date idea: dig each other's graves
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*whispering into my wife's ear in the middle of the night* at our wedding i actually said "i dew" instead of "i do"
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sorry but the only “dabs” i do are with a kleenex at the end of the notebook
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u go in for a mouth Open kiss w ur girl but suddenly r stopped by the sound of a whistle. its Me, the Makeout Police, and im jealous as hell
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i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooong dick
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weird how people are so afraid of ghosts when interpersonal relationships are lurking about out there
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a lot of people will tell you they wear glasses to see, but the truth is they want to stare into faint reflections of their own eyes. vain
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