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"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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Todo es urgente en el mundo corporativo, excepto el reconocimiento y el aumento de sueldo.
Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time
Since its release 11 years ago, just one hour and 41 minutes have passed on Miller's planet in Interstellar.
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Corporate meetings are mostly the people who aren’t doing the work asking when the work will be done, and finding new ways to add to everyone else’s already substantial workload.
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não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )
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see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider
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adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭
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Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”
Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ’90s. Just tell me what you need me to know, and I’ll have it mastered by Thursday.
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Corporate shock: realizing “urgent” doesn’t mean urgent. It means someone else is panicking.
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The fake urgency in corporate jobs k!lls me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You DO NOT need to circle back for a response an hour later.
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DO NOT invite me to housewarming parties, weddings, baby showers, graduations, etc... if you don’t include me in cookouts, coffee breaks, movie dates, girls night or any other gatherings. it’s so offensive to think someone wants to dish out money on your life milestones without actually including them in your life progressions.




















