Success hates to see me cumming. so does my 14 failed marriages. I piss excellence and it burns. power and domination at any metaphysical plain.
Ding Dong, Texas
Joined November 2025
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Just got my named expunged from the Epstein files, thank god! Did some despicable shit on that island and cant have my pickle ball doubles partner seeing that shit. #M1グランプリ2025
Just got lubed up and FUCKED on blackjack. Have to pull a 2nd mortgage on my house and go back to my bitch wife and beat some change out of her. Great!! #fuckmychungislife
Get after it big Mike!!! Once I’m all healed up I’m getting a one way ticket to fuck town!! Population me and you!!!
Girlfriend tryouts tm. Bring a paystub & wear your best tights. SHOW THAT KNUCKLE #busitdownonthow
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Girlfriend tryouts tm. Bring a paystub & wear your best tights. SHOW THAT KNUCKLE #busitdownonthow
Using drugs and alcohol to convince
Self my kids don’t need to go to college. Seems pretty clear and cut to me. Fuck them kids bro!! I know @SphincterTrix knows a thing or two about this.
Apple, pair, orange. I could keep going. Two easy !
L-dawg, what you think ? @SphincterTrix
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Drugs, alcohol, and gambling? I’m confused
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Exactly ! Pure dominance in every metaphysical realm. Can’t wait to fuck you soon! Delete message. No stop listening. Delete fuck you soon and put see. No stop saying what I’m saying. Siri stop. Fuck me. No don’t fuck me. Fuck!
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Well they’ve never seen Brandon Ingram’s meat flute. Gosh the hog on that guy is crazy!
Me and @JohnCrangleCPA know a thing or two about girth.
IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BIGGER THAN THIS 😮💨
Stream #SurvivorSeries: WarGames this Saturday on the ESPN App 🍿
Tell that cracker givin me sum tin to worry bout man!!
So hurt to find this information out. Thanks L-sphinc. Have a boss CEO day !
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Doing my best everyday. I wouldn’t go as far to say that woman’s rights are important, being that they can’t make my rose toy charge, but maybe instead they can just make me a good ol fanish sammich.
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Atta boy, lyrheratrix! Proud of your conservation efforts. Used a magnifying glass instead of a toaster this morning for my toast. Felt amazing! Remember when I was CEO of power and wish I knew the harm I was causing by leaving my 159 rose toys buzzing at all hours of the day.
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Anyone in the tech world able to make me my own “Jarvis” called “motherphocker” and instead of being a genius it just bitches at me and grabs beer from the frige?? Love the Ironman series!!
Remember when I was CEO of marvel. Good times!!! #ifuckingownitall
That’s exactly right!! Remember when you gave me the “pump”-ernickel!! That was your go to move. The CEO is missing your BDE!! #pumpernickalmorefuckernickal
Anyone know a penny dealer in ding dong Texas? Need to set a few wild game traps.
Let a brotha know!
Sounds like doc needs to relax and take a drink!! 🥃 speaking of this, when are you free to come see the big boss CEO? miss my chocolate skin brother. Need to dig in you soon!!!
Best ,
You know who
That’s crazy, looking likely bank account with all these W’s!! Wish some woman would hit my line. I may be a big boss hunk of a CEO, but my loins long for reproduce. #wheredawhitewomanat!
