@thyrellx
Joined October 2025
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•@thyrellxOct 7
Why does parallel parking while a car is waiting behind you feel like taking the SATs under live artillery fire?
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@6ixxtar3h
My roommate tried to microwave a candle "to fix the tunneling problem." I came home to a smoke alarm, a melted plate, and her sitting on the kitchen floor eating cereal in the dark. She said, "Don't worry, the candle's fine." The candle was not fine.
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Weed illegal as hell in Japan
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𝔉icton@theficton5h
silly posting
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@6ixxtar5h
Our waiter brought two desserts to our table and said "compliments of the gentleman in the corner." We looked over. He was staring at a completely different table. We ate both desserts anyway. He never noticed. The couple he meant to impress got nothing.
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The older I get, the more I understand why people build their lives around gardens, books, cooking, and long walks.
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@6ixxtar7h
Found a sticky note in my late dad's toolbox that said "measure twice, cut once, call your mother." The first two parts are a famous carpentry rule. The last part was just him. I keep it in my wallet now, folded four times over.
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Word to move an image without destroying the entire document
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@6ixxtar8h
This is what Maddie did to Sonic at the end of the first movie.
The Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 27
The vet pulled the porcupine’s little paw to give it the medicine, and the porcupine cursed her out, insulting ten generations of her family. 😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The noisy little fellow is a hedgehog not a porcupine. Hedgehog: Belongs to Eulipotyphla and family Erinaceidae. Small, insect-eating mammals related to shrews and moles. Porcupine: Belongs to Rodentia. Large rodents related to beavers, guinea pigs, and squirrels. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/hedgeh… youtube.com/shorts/COvc_31…
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But if we wouldn't reveal a name revolving me it would be special treatment huh
𝙻𝚎𝚟𝚒☘︎
@levisznyOct 27
Her half ass talking shit and saying “i don’t want to air your sh*t out” is wild af. Like girl, just say it or stfu
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@6ixxtar9h
Cobra's don't live on a farm, at least in the USA, I really despise Al.
Mind Essentials
@Mind_EssentialsOct 26
It's crazy how much an animal can care about someone.
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The smartest ones were the dogs, who didn't even fight.
BroWire
@BroWire_Oct 26
He was abusing his dog and got hit with instant karma right after.
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@6ixxtar11h
Bro thinks if he just randomly run up to his neighbor and tells him he loves that pizza he gonna get a slice?
David Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSCOct 26
Bro knew to immediately get the hell out of there!
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Empty truck shouldn't be driving in those winds
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 27
What happens when an empty trailer meets high winds [📍 Dumas, Texas Panhandle]
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@6ixxtar12h
The fact that the other guy in frame is clearly uncomfortable is disqualifying enough. This dipshit shouldn't have access to guns, let alone be left responsible for teaching others to use guns.
FadeHubb
@FadeHubbOct 26
Firearm instructor loses all credibility😭
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That's how easy it is to die by playing around
𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥
@CharlygotyouOct 26
Bro saw his life flash before his eyes over a stupid prank
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@6ixxtar13h
Corporate jobs provide the most random best friends everrrr
Meme King
@MemeKingcOct 27
Showing up to work in the same outfit as your boss 😂
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STUDYING? HE LOOKS 5?
Sai • சாய்
@SaiAnviiOct 26
I felt this deep in my soul. No child should feel this way. 😞
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@6ixxtar14h
Not I'm buying this book rn
Science girl
@sciencegirlOct 26
Only true book lovers will know exactly how this feels.
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That person who flew high probably blew out their Achilles
Crazy Clips
@crazyclips_Oct 26
My heart actually breaks for her… Dad really just left her there by herself 😭
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@6ixxtar15h
The trunk holding got me. It's like she's hoping her friend will tug back and everything will be okay. I didn't need this before bed
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 27
Circus elephant seen mourning and trying to comfort her partner of over 25 years after she had collapsed and passed away.
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