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This user is hoping for a Maraga presidency. VIVA! Wantam siku zombor!

Poetic-induced ecstasy
Joined January 2022
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So grateful. This is panning out to be great.😊
To new beginnings🕯🌱
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My mum’s land in Karen is being grabbed for ‘them’ to put up a stabex under the guard of the Karen police and dci. Nani anaeza tusaidia jameni? @OkiyaOmtatah @dkmaraga @MarthaKarua @edwinsifuna @JamesKWaNjeri @FaithOdhiambo8 @LawSocietyofKe @DefendersKE
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Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-
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Kuna siku mzae ameletwa na taxi saa tisa usiku akiwa amelewa, kwenda kufungua gate akaniambia nipande mti nichunie dereva ovacado
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Being an underwater volcano must be so sad. All that boom and no one is seeing. Woiye.
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Day one of my alcohol detox🕯️
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Replying to @itsme_urstruly
C is Clear. CE is Correct (or Clear) Entry. If you're, for example, adding a long series of numbers, and halfway through your fingernail hits the 7, entering 174 instead of 14, you can hit CE and just do that number over again. If you hit C, you're starting the whole list over.
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The High Court has ruled that personal branding of projects funded by public resources violates the Constitution. The court has ordered the removal of politicians’ names and personal branding from publicly funded projects
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As someone who gets pleasure from cooking, meeting someone who enjoys doing the dishes feels like heaven
Not everyone was born to cook. I was personally born to keep someone company while they cook 😭
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Tech channels- The M5 MacBook Air is literally the best device anyone can get. It only throttles slightly when it heats up because it’s fanless but most people don’t push it that hard. Nairobi sun- Unleashes demonic heat weeks after my purchase making my Mac throttle like crazy.
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The day I heard @edwinsifuna address this infront of Raila in Kakamega July 2025, aki ya Mungu I knew he was the chosen one. This is long before he became a presidential candidate. He has been very consistent
There is a generation born between 1965-1979 called the gen x ,that doesn't get the recognition they deserve as the architects of the problems Kenyans are facing . This is the generation that found 100% university funding and ready government jobs . This are the people who were hired into the civil service with just form 6 certificates . This people are fiercely tribal , corrupt and religious at the same time . This people climbed the ladder and cut it below them to make sure nobody climbs it. With the help of millenials they have made existence unbearable to everyone else. This is the generation that will not leave a job even if they become billionaires .
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Leo ni mimi na wewe hadi Sunday. Love love Mutoriah’s music. Mandem is so talented.
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This Ebola sounds so clever. Besides identifying countries having elections soon, it turns out it is also a matchmaker.
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Lakini tukuwe serious kidogo. Kutandika kitanda kila siku haiMake sense 🤣
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ALEIYOOO! Oya ah aha ah eh! (Lenana School's strike chant)
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Is switching from android and windows to iPhone and Mac this frustrating?! Goodness. And Siri is so useless goodness!
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Wtf is this heat? 30 degrees kwani tuko Mogadishu? Kwani Ruto ndio alisoma weather predictions za El Niño?
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Saa hizi Gabriel Oguda mbona hatuambii what his grandmother's cat Midusa has seen back in Kolenyo.
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Si mpendane tu huku nje. Mnunulie maua. Pelekaneni on cute dates. Communicate intentionally. Fanyeni tabia mbaya seriously. Apologise. Itaneni malenge na big head. Finish her plate. Buy him a football jersey. Andikianeni mabarua. Small small things.
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Putting a public holiday in the middle of the week is so nonsensical. Mimi na maini yangu tunajua weekend ishaanza
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