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Joined December 2011
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I’m too strict now, you can ponfo miran if you ain’t following my programme.
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
The joys of being a gamer parent... My son thinks he's waiting until Christmas for Ocarina of Time, but it's hiding under the dirty clothes he told me he'd pick up two days ago... 🤷‍♀️ His first puzzle awaits. 😅
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None of them get me going, sorry
The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
Erm… @ukhomeoffice, there’s somebody promoting facesitting here!
Them: “How did you not see the red flags” Me:
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So good man
Hunter x Hunter has the greatest narrator in anime history. Bro was in a league of his own. Imagine watching 7–10 episodes only to hear, “Only 3 minutes have passed in this battle.” Pure chills and goosebumps.
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
Hunter x Hunter has the greatest narrator in anime history. Bro was in a league of his own. Imagine watching 7–10 episodes only to hear, “Only 3 minutes have passed in this battle.” Pure chills and goosebumps.
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
i don’t give a fuck
Update: we been together for a year now
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A man has been arrested after leaving his 6-year-old daughter sleeping outside a store to hold his place in line for Pokemon cards Police say he gave her a pillow and blanket before going home, leaving her alone for around an hour
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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Do i still have to work on Monday
🚨 NEW: The Government's "Black Sky" contingency plans for a national water or power blackout - Around 100 BBC staff would be deployed to run an emergency RM radio studio stocked with enough food, water and fuel to keep it running for 3 days - The BBC would broadcast pre-written Government scripts through the studio, including how to ration water, what to do if toilets stop working and which food to eat first (see scripts below) - Radio masts would switch to diesel generators to keep broadcasts going for up to 72 hours without electricity - BBC teams would use satellite phones to stay in contact, with agreed meeting points and backup arrangements if those phones stop working - They would also report from emergency centres across the UK using satellite-equipped BBC vehicles to help keep information flowing to the public - Emergency services would have alternative ways to communicate if mobile phone networks stopped working - The Government is putting £70m towards aircraft that could restore mobile phone and internet coverage across the UK for over a week
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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They should’ve remembered that before they did their shenanigans soooooooo, idc.
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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Anyone can get cut off. friend family or foe, xoxo
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
And so? Because they are family we should tolerate nonsense?
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
His freaky ass
cant even slap a man these days mfs get hard and start smiling
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୨୧ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ retweeted
CHARGES PRESSED!!!
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Winter is coming fr
This fog got me feeling like I’m in Winterfell
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Finally found a new lady to thread my eyebrows and she does them so perfect 😭🙌🏽
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The fog outside today is crazy
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