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brooklyn
Joined April 2012
Dunks hurt like hell. Basketball’s greatest feat is something that fans obssess over, teenagers dream about, veterans dread, and retired players long to do again. This is the agony, the adrenaline, and the maturity that dunks cause: theathletic.com/5152555/2023…
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
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i keep telling y’all he’s a neymar regen, not a new messi
This is the most beautiful gif ever
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I am not joking when I say this. NBA league pass, and basketball in general is over. AI basketball is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because you haven't simulated your favorite team's season with a "make us win every game" condition. AI has solved losing.
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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shoutout reed sheppard!
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i loved and love my home ✌️❤️
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goodbye tho
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Getting pressed off these comments?
Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
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The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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it is so easy to make your entire timeline robert pattinson memes
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i forgot i did an oral history about this dunk lmao
Who Is This NBA Player? Difficulty level: Medium
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been laughing at the john brown v quantrill “heroes and villains” cut since i saw this last night, truly nothing quite like college football
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household name by 2030 not joking
CAVAN SULLIVAN GOAL AND HITS THE LEBRON JAMES CHALK TOSS 😂🔥
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I’m on Team Ballmer. As much as I wish they circumvented the salary cap, First Steve isn’t that dumb. If he did try to feed KL money, knowing what was at stake for him personally, and his team, do you think he would let the company go bankrupt ? Knowing all creditors would be visible to the world ? They got scammed by Aspiration, along with many others. Crimes for which they pleaded guilty last week. Scammers do scammy things. They did a $300m sponsorship deal with the clippers in 2021. That’s a HUGE deal. The better the team does , the more value the sponsorship has. It actually makes perfect sense that if they stole money from investors and want the clippers to succeed, why not give stolen money to help keep their best player ? It’s sad that @PabloTorre didn’t take the time to find out how these scammers pulled off their scam. The idea that the default is Ballmer is the bad guy is going to back fire on him.
Exclusive: Kawhi Leonard signed a $28M endorsement deal for a "no-show job" with a fraudulent tree-planting company funded by $50M from Clippers owner Steve Ballmer, according to documents obtained by @PabloTorre. "It was to circumvent the salary cap," an inside source says.
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it was obvious they weren’t gonna touch kawhi (for rea$on$) but my god i did not expect this
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why did he bite me i was being nice
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it makes me so mad how good mike is at writing features like this. you should read it.
New story: I profiled Brandon Aubrey for our August issue. However much you think you know about his story, there’s more. And however crazy you think it is, it’s crazier. There will never be another one like him: dmagazine.com/publications/d…
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