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Trumps “smart” test
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red.
Let’s break that down.
Can Nicki Minaj vote? No.
She’s not a U.S. citizen.
Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender.
Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault.
She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
Jesse Ventura: “What happened in Minneapolis with ICE, they’re the Gestapo. This election is the most important election maybe in my lifetime. We have a party, the Republicans, who do not honor the Constitution. You don’t just go to war unconstitutionally. You don’t attack the Capitol, January 6th, and upend the change of power of the Constitution. I view Republicans today as fascist and anti-Constitution”
JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”
JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
1/ 🇷🇸🇷🇺 Vučić just lost Serbia.
russia’s most useful Balkan ally called a snap election to cling to power. Students who spent 2 yrs in the streets crushed him.
Moscow spent a decade buying influence with cheap gas & political cover.
Europe didn't oust him. Serbians did.
JoeSchmuckatelli™️ retweeted
If you are a billionaire, you can rape and kill whoever you want, as long as you don't rat our your buddies.
"BILLIONAIRE LEON BLACK IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE MANHATTAN D.A., SOURCES SAY"
"...prosecutors are examining allegations...that Black raped and sexually assaulted two former models."
This is known in billionaire circles as "Saturday Night." #Epstein archive.vn/gQwDQ
Mike says he does it for the lolz. Looks like pretty aggressive marketing for lolz….
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