Ephesians 6:10-18
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I might be very wrong, and this is probably the longest post I’ve ever had; but I have a little theory about the next few weeks/months for us JIMMY holders.
Using the timestamp theory of years, months, weeks, days 👉 01:09/4:20 posted on 12/5/24, this delta hit on Friday 10/23/26.
Everyone, including myself, thought “times up” or a similar variant. But what if it means “Your Time,” or probably better said, Ryan Cohen’s time?
The Cohen Squeeze is what this will be known as in the future.
Using this same timestamp as our marker, the next few posts make way more sense IMO
The “Gift” posted on 12/25/24 — 20 days after the Time post — lands on 11/12/26. - What’s the gift? It’s what’s in the box (YOLO Update?) after the Cohen squeeze.
Followed by “give to me baby” (squeeze) posted 1/1/24 — market closed during OG post…strange.
Using the timestamp, posting this would hit 8 days after the “Gift” post, landing on 11/19/26.
The last post, and this is what gets me excited! Seymour Asses (Nicki 😂 jokes). Seymour Asses is posted 20 days later! That’s a long-ass MOASS in this theory, landing on 12/9/26.
This kinda feels right, as this warrant play is most likely Cohen’s brainchild, so Keith laid out the “The Movie Posters” / timeline for us dumbs dumbs.
Maybe I’m wrong and Keith comes to party to take on the current MOASS reigning World Champion VW/Porsche and the Germans!
•Turkish: "What is a gun doing in your trousers?"
•Tommy: "It's for protection."
•Turkish: "Protection from what? Zee Germans?
I for one would like to plant an American 🇺🇸 Flag on that hill this week!
M O A S S
$GME
xitter.cf/timberpups/status/2114…
I think @TreeHouseBrewCo confirmed my suspicions
Yes yes they will claim it as a typo; but never seen another one on any of there other post yet.
TheTinMan16676935420 retweeted
The future, back to back. ⚡⚡️
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KISS 💋 -keep it simple stupid
MOASS X @NICKIMINAJ
$GME
J I M M Y
It’s not that hard 😉 🍆
No @Teague0 you didn’t…we appreciate you laying some ground work and all but….Chill buddy y’all weren’t close to this electric ⚡️
Buddy on that good good 😶🌫️
Jeff Teague on LaMelo Ball joining the Wolves:
“He’s (LaMelo) got Minnesota on tilt! That’s how I used to have that bih rockin!” 💀
(via @club520podcast, h/t @SnapshotKyle)
$23.88
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its short squeeze time
GGGGGGAAAAAAAMMMEEEESSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPP
Trust is 🔑 right at this very moment!!!
$GME
Government money incoming!
$GME
M O A S S
- 3 black crows
- Next Before the Swan
Generally 3 black crows means we are Fuckville - population all of the Apes 🦍
All on you RC
Good luck 🍀
Everyone is watching you @ryancohen including the Cat - @TheRoaringKitty
Time to make your mark
Also very possible that RC is Dan
He’s clearly Frank Ocean in the scene and @Dan16676935420 Profile picture suggests the same!
The Tin Man is always watching
$GME
M O A S S
***you’ll aren’t the only Superhero’s; others are waiting!
*** bonus tin same scene as below; they call out “The big short squeeze” and obvious reference to Big Mike @michaeljburry
Nervous AF that’s he’s apart of this part of the story ( to be honest )
Hey @CrazyLadyTrader can you run some Danny Ocean in your number magic and see if anything’s sparks your fancy!
Please 🙏🏼 and thank you 😊