Just winging life

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2013
Kwani mkikataliwa hadharani mnalock account?! 😂
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The commentary is even funnier in kikuyu 😂😂😂
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This Mbappe scandal would have been overwhelming if he had won the Ballon d’Or
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Replying to @ffochieng
El Nino iko tena sana. The risk of enhanced precipitation remains a reality for the next several months. Rains start in Nairobi tonight, but in moderation.
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Oh God! Nigga was moving like Keffe D
The only challenge associated with masturbating while headed home in a tinted car is you're not sure whether you're coming or going.
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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Quite to the contrary, Kenya has not expressed support for any candidate at this point. We are following keenly the ongoing campaigns for UNSG including the expression of interest by new candidates and are confident that a candidate with the capacity to lead the UN at this critical juncture will not only receive our support but that of the majority of Members of the UN.
JUST IN: Kenya has thrown its weight behind the United Arab Emirates candidate for the UN Secretary General, days after President Ruto met with Abu Dhabi’s top diplomat in Nairobi.
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The treatment of Kenyans seeking visas to Nigeria is unacceptable. While we extend visa free entry to Nigerian citizens, this is not reciprocated. The inconvenience suffered by Kenyans is unwarranted. We are pursuing the remedying of this situation with vigor at diplomatic and political levels. @KenyaHC_Nigeria @NigeriaMFA
By the way applying for a Nigerian Visa - you need more documents than you need for the UK, US, Schengen. And the process is longer. You even need the passport of the inviter. A colleague is applying because someone decided to host a conference in Nigeria that he has to attend.
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na kama you are the goat
You're better off moaning than bleating gents, c'mon!!!
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Gents, the signs are always there
I can be so dramatic
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Strait of Hormuz buddies
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Replying to @timothymathai
Tunnel buddies 😂
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You're better off moaning than bleating gents, c'mon!!!
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Brothers in vaginal juices
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Injiniya anadelete mbuthi mbaya sana 😂😂😂
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Public Service Announcement: It’s official #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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Welcome to the Ballon d'Or family, Harry! #ballondor
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Sir Harry Kane!!!!! Yesssss!!!!!!!
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